- Ray Campbell: [after the hotel refuse to change the room arrangement for him and Lisa, Ray hangs up] Jerk.
- Lisa Landry: That's tellin' him, Ray.
- Ray Campbell: Well, you gotta use diplomacy; You get more Bees with Honey.
- Lisa Landry: I want a room, Ray, not a *hive*.
- Ray Campbell: I'll tell you what we'll do; We'll split the room in half. It'll be like that old movie "It Happened One Night"
- Lisa Landry: Nothing's gonna happen tonight!
- Ray Campbell: You're right about that!
- [scoffs]
- Lisa Landry: [Offended] Oh, I'm not good enough for you, huh?
- Ray Campbell: *What* is with you? We disagree on everything and the *one* thing we agree on; You get Insulted!
- Lisa Landry: I'm a complex person, Ray!
- Lisa Landry: When I get undressed you leave the room, right?
- Ray Campbell: Of course I will. And when *I* get undressed...?
- Lisa Landry: I'll leave the state!
- Ray Campbell: [Struggling with fold-out bed] I can handle this; I was in the army!
- Lisa Landry: Good. If it pops up again, shoot it!