Tim Reid: Ray Campbell

Quotes 

• Ray : [coming up with a song for his business]  You need Ray, You need Ray, You need Ray!

  Lisa Landry : You need help, You need help, You need help!

• Roger Evans : [after everyone sits down to watch Ray's commercial on TV and Roger notices he isn't in]  Hey, Where's the Jester?

  Ray : Uh... Maybe they had to make a few cuts for time?

  Roger Evans : Well, I would have trimmed the King!