- Ray: [to Tia and Tamera after they become obsessed with their appearance] Girls, outer beauty is meaningless. It's inner beauty that counts. You show me someone obsessed with their looks, and I'll show you a deeply disturbed person.
- Lisa Landry: [Runs in, clutching three pieces of paper] Ooh, girls! I just won three certificates for beauty makeovers!
- Ray: You need three, huh?