Tim Reid: Ray Campbell

Quotes 

• Ray : Well, Paula I hope you like Chinese food.

  Paula : Chinese food?

  Ray : Well, we can go somewhere else, if you'd like.

  Paula : Oh no. It's just that my boyfriend went out to get Chinese food, and picked up my sister instead.

  Ray : Oh. Well, it sounds like you're better of without him.

  Paula : Yeah. You're right.

  Ray : See, every cloud has a silver lining.

  Paula : [starts to cry]  You said, "cloud."

  Ray : Uhh... yeah.

  Paula : I used to date a weatherman, and he left me for my aunt.

  Ray : Well, there's a lot of love in your family.

  Paula : [crying]  Uh-huh.

  Ray : Oh. Hey, it's okay. We all carry emotional baggage.

  Paula : [crying]  "Baggage?" Did you say, "baggage?"

  Ray : Uhh... not necessarily.

  Paula : I used to date a skycap.

  Ray : And he left you for your cousin.

  Paula : [crying]  H-H-H-How did you know?

  Ray : I guess I'm psychic.

  Paula : [crying hysterically]  I dated a psychic!