- Ray: Well, Paula I hope you like Chinese food.
- Paula: Chinese food?
- Ray: Well, we can go somewhere else, if you'd like.
- Paula: Oh no. It's just that my boyfriend went out to get Chinese food, and picked up my sister instead.
- Ray: Oh. Well, it sounds like you're better of without him.
- Paula: Yeah. You're right.
- Ray: See, every cloud has a silver lining.
- Paula: [starts to cry] You said, "cloud."
- Ray: Uhh... yeah.
- Paula: I used to date a weatherman, and he left me for my aunt.
- Ray: Well, there's a lot of love in your family.
- Paula: [crying] Uh-huh.
- Ray: Oh. Hey, it's okay. We all carry emotional baggage.
- Paula: [crying] "Baggage?" Did you say, "baggage?"
- Ray: Uhh... not necessarily.
- Paula: I used to date a skycap.
- Ray: And he left you for your cousin.
- Paula: [crying] H-H-H-How did you know?
- Ray: I guess I'm psychic.
- Paula: [crying hysterically] I dated a psychic!
- Lisa Landry: Today I destroyed an entire church!
- Tia Landry: Well, my marriage to Michael's on the rocks!
- Lisa Landry: Huh, not even close.
- Tamera Campbell: I... I think I'm in love with Roger.
- Lisa Landry, Tia Landry: You win!