- Lisa Landry: [to Ray] 14 year olds are more mature today than they used to be.
- Tamera Campbell: [Tia runs out of the room screaming with carrots up her nose, Roger walks out like Frankenstein with cucumber slices on his eyes, and Tamera follows with carrots for fangs] I want to suck your blood!
- [chases them up the stairs]
- Lisa Landry: [to Ray] I bet you weren't doing that until you were at least 20.
- Tamera Campbell: We should have enough food. We got chips, dip, soda and candy.
- Lisa Landry: Ooh, the four major food groups.
- Roger Evans: Little Ray's a man and he gets to go.
- Lisa Landry: He's been fixed.
- Roger Evans: I don't want to go *that* bad.
- Lisa Landry: He acted like a pig, but he lied like a dog.
- Ray Campbell: Which is he, Lisa, a pig or a dog?
- Lisa Landry: Worse, he's a *man*.
- Lisa Landry: Hey, what's Hank doing here?
- Ray: That's Hank?
- Lisa Landry: He's sick, he's supposed to be in bed!
- [Hank starts kissing another woman]
- Ray: I think he's heading in that direction...
- Ray Campbell: I just love these old musicals. Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly. How come they don't make more movies like that?
- Lisa Landry: 'Cause those were the last two white guys who could dance.