- Tamera Campbell: [seeing each other for the first time] Dad...
- Tia Landry: Mom...
- Tamera Campbell, Tia Landry: That girl has my face!
- Lisa Landry: Nobody mess with me! I have mace! I have pepper spray!
- Tamera Campbell: You know, your mom is nothing like you.
- Tia Landry: That's because I'm adopted.
- Tamera Campbell: So am I.
- Tamera Campbell: I bet you really hate science and math too, right?
- Tia Landry: No, I like them.
- Tamera Campbell: Really? That IS weird.
- Roger Evans: [after learning Tamera has a twin] I don't know what's going on here, but I'm very excited!
- Lisa Landry: On the way over I had a little accident...
- [hands him his mailbox]
- Ray: How'd you hit my mailbox? You don't even have a car.
- Lisa Landry: I was power walkin and I hit it with my purse!