- Nikolai: Ruthie, why do I want little cherries in my drawers?
- Ruth Fisher: It's hard to explain. You just do.
- Nate Fisher: Hello, can I help you?
- 7-Year-Old Girl: Hi, you killed me, it was seven years ago remember, you'd at least have me killed. Oh, don't get me wrong I don't harbor any bad feelings or anything. I'm pro-choice, well at least I would be If I were alive.
- 5-Year-Old Boy: You killed me too. Actually, I was miscarried by the girl who works at that Starbucks on Freemont. I don't think she was ever planning to tell you about me.
- Ruth Fisher: So, what's new?
- Brenda Chenowith: Actually, I spent all night doing it with this couple from Orange County, and I have absolutely no idea why.