- Col. Steve Austin: [looking at a blurry picture of Bigfoot] If Bigfoot ever saw this, he'd turn over in his cave.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: What makes you so sure it isn't Bigfoot?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I said goodbye to him before he travelled back into space with the aliens that created him.
- Jason O'Neal: Since you got so many ideas, Charlie, what happens if we run into him first?
- Charlie: Heh, finders keepers.
- Col. Steve Austin: [having thrown Charlie and Jason up into a tree] I'll send the sheriff back with a couple of parachutes.
- Col. Steve Austin: That net'll never hold him.
- Hope Langston: I had that net made strong enough to hold King Kong.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: The bionic half of the brain versus the animal half. One side violent, unpredictable, the other side passive and peaceful.
- Col. Steve Austin: Two minds with one body. Like a Jeckyll and Hyde.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Each battling for total control.