Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

Dori Day Afternoon (1986)

Michael Ensign: Crandell

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Quotes 

• Crandell : How may I help you?

  Sledge Hammer : Well, HAL-9000 out there tells me I have insufficient funds in my account. The thing is screwed up.

  Crandell : I'm sorry Sir, those machines never make mistakes.

  Sledge Hammer : Look, I made a deposit two days ago, I want my money.

  Crandell : Alright Sir, I'll check it out.

  [to Doreau] 

  Crandell : Your friend's high strung isn't he?

  [to Hammer] 

  Crandell : Your name, please.

  Sledge Hammer : Sledge Hammer.

  Crandell : Sledge... . Hammer. Where were you born, a tool shed?

  Sledge Hammer : You think that's funny? You can do better than that. You see, I'm not as easy an audience as the old lady. So go ahead, make me laugh, or I'll have you in stitches.

• Lou : Cops. And they're multiplying.

  Crandell : Wow. How'd they get here so fast?

  Sledge Hammer : There's a doughnut shop around the corner.