- Lex Luthor: You think I look better with hair?
- Lana Lang: Um, uh, I don't know. I've never thought about it.
- Lex Luthor: Oh, I have. I've thought about a lot of things. Clark has really nice hair.
- Lana Lang: Yeah. Yeah, I guess he does.
- Lex Luthor: Does he know?
- Lana Lang: That he has nice hair?
- Lex Luthor: How lucky he is.
- Clark Kent: Sheriff!
- [holding a GPS device]
- Clark Kent: It's a GPS.
- Sheriff Nancy Adams: Someone must have been following her. How in the Sam Spade did you know where to find this?
- Clark Kent: Just a hunch.
- Sheriff Nancy Adams: You got an awful lot of those. I've said it before, but I really could use a man like you on the force, instead of these hayseeds.
- Clark Kent: Why is this taking so long?
- Chloe Sullivan: Well, getting past the server's firewall and the encryption protocol takes a little bit of time. Sorry, Clark, but I don't have super-speed mode. Get outta here. But I am the slickest blonde you'll ever meet.
- Chloe Sullivan: [Clark super-speeds into her dorm room] Clark, can you at least put on the brakes before you tornado my homework?
- Jonathan Kent: [to Martha] I promised the only people I would owe if I won this election were the people who voted for me. Now that I've taken this money, I'm no different than any other lying politician!
- Martha Kent: [Jonathan is furious she accepted campaign financial aid from Lionel] I know nothing is black or white, especially in politics. If you win this election, you'll be able to help so many people who desperately need it. Please don't let your pride get in the way.
- Lois Lane: [to Clark] Turn that frown upside down, Skippy, all right? Unhappy family members reflect badly at the polls.