- [after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checking up on him]
- Mr. Basil Militich: They wanted to know about what kinds of friends you have.
- TJ Henderson: And what did you tell them?
- Mr. Basil Militich: I said that you kept to yourself most of the time, a bit of a loner.
- TJ Henderson: Oh, thanks a lot! Why didn't you just tell them I'm president of the Saddam Hussein fanclub?
- Mr. Basil Militich: ...Are you?
- TJ Henderson: No!
- Mr. Basil Militich: They were also interested in the books you checked out. By the way, why did you check out that book on gunpowder?
- TJ Henderson: It was for science, I was building a volcano!
- Mr. Basil Militich: I told them you must be fascinated by explosives. Boom!