- Jack Phillips: [making spaceship noises while holding up a friend Vienna sausage on a stick] Is it an unidentified spacecraft? Is it an alien life-form...?
- Carey Bell: [teasingly solem] It's an Unidentified Frying Object.
- [takes a bite of the sausage]
- Jack Phillips: It's hard to trust those UFO's... they're sneaky. Like the one you thought was real that turned out to be a blimp.
- Fiona 'Fi' Phillips: Eh, remember troll dolls? It seems like everyone was collecting them a while ago. I had a few. And my friend Candy had some. We'd brag about whose dolls had the prettiest eyes, the best outfits... but we ended up with so many, it got creepy! All those eyes watching you everywhere you turned. And it made me wonder if trolls would like the idea of us playing with little troll dolls. Do you think trolls play with little human dolls? And would we like the games they play, or would their games not be very much fun for us at all?
- Astrid: [cheerful] Yoo-hoo! I found Irene, the scamp! Ooh, she's in the little girl's room. I think the ride gave her tummy trouble!
- Astrid: [about her collection of human-like vegetables] Oh, I see you've found my little collection! Every so often, one of these little darlings ends up in my garden. Now I have so many, I'm almost out of shelf space!
- Carey Bell: Well... well, what do you do with 'em after you run outta shelf space...?
- Astrid: SOUUUUUP!