Soap (TV Series)
Episode #3.10 (1979)
Renny Temple: Harlen Wisser
Quotes
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Mr. Wisser : Mr. Dallas?
Jodie : Yes?
Mr. Wisser : I'm Harlan Wisser from the Child Welfare Department. May I come in?
Jodie : I don't know yet. What's on your mind?
Mr. Wisser : We received a call stating that you had an infant in your apartment.
Jodie : So?
Mr. Wisser : Well, sir, we also received a complaint.
Jodie : From who?
Mr. Wisser : It's a little difficult to discuss in the hallway.
[Jodie reluctantly lets him in]
Mr. Wisser : Thank you. Someone in the area called our offices and told us that a single young male homosexual was keeping a baby in his apartment. Are you he?
Jodie : I happen to have a baby here. Right over there, as a matter of fact.
[points to the basinet]
Mr. Wisser : He looks pale.
Jodie : He's a she and so do you.
Mr. Wisser : Mr. Dallas, please don't make this any harder than it already is.
Jodie : How am I making it hard? Listen, you walked in here, I did not come to you.
Mr. Wisser : Are you a practicing homosexual?
Jodie : I don't have to practice, I'm very good at it.