Soap (TV Series)

Episode #3.20 (1980)

Cathryn Damon: Mary Campbell

Quotes 

• [Burt has just received the election recount results] 

  Burt : Prentiss got caught stuffing the ballot boxes, so I won, I am the sheriff.

  [everyone congratulates Burt] 

  Danny : How 'bout that? Sheriff. And I get to be deputy, right Burt? Me, deputy, me. Please?

  Bob : I'm gonna be the deputy.

  Danny : You are not.

  Bob : Am too.

  [Danny and Bob argue before Mary breaks it up] 

  Mary : Burt, what's the matter?

  Burt : Well, it's Prentiss, he won't give up the office. Yeah, he's holed up in the armory with enough weapons to quality as a third world nation. He says he will not be taken alive and my first assignment is to take him.

  Danny : Let's go get him.

  Burt : Danny, this Prentiss, he won gold medals for marksmanship and he is now in a fortified stone building.

  Bob : On second thought, I don't want to be deputy.