Soap (TV Series)
Episode #4.12 (1981)
Robert Mandan: Chester Tate
Quotes
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[Chester is meeting Mary at a restaurant]
Chester : I got here as quickly as I could. Is something wrong? How's Danny?
Mary : He needs a kidney.
Chester : Kidney? You're kidding.
Mary : Chester, would I kid about a kidney? They won't take one of mine.
Chester : Why?
Mary : They're not good enough.
Chester : Ohh... how about Jodie?
Mary : No.
Chester : You could run an ad.
Mary : He needs the kidney of a blood relative.
Chester : Well, if you're out and Jodie's out, what are you going to do?
Mary : He needs your kidney, Chester.
Chester : [chuckles] Well, Mary, I'd be delighted to. I'd give him one is a shot, but I'm hardly a blood relative.
Mary : Yes, you are.
Chester : No, Mary. I'm his uncle.
Mary : No, you're not. You're his father.
[Chester is shocked]
Mary : Yeah, Chester. Before you married Jessica, remember?
Chester : Are you kidding?
Mary : No.
Chester : Mary... that was one time.
Mary : No, Chester, it was two weeks. Every night.
Chester : Two weeks, every night?
[smiles]
Chester : Boy, those were the days. I wish I could do half that now, even a quarter.
