Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Bad News, Mr. Johnson (2002)

Jaime Bergman: B.J. Cummings

Quotes 

• Notch Johnson : How did you happen to plant your man seed in B.J.'s fertile pleasure garden?

  Father of B.J.'s Baby : I... what?

  B.J. Cummings : You know, got me pregnant?

  Father of B.J.'s Baby : Well, you see, Brown Starfish wanted me to kill B.J. so he could frame Congressman Bukaki. But I fell in love with her. Naturally, she fell head over heels for me, so instead of killing her, I protected her by wiping out her memory with a drug called F-itall.

  Notch Johnson : F-itall? Isn't that the drug that's so popular at fraternity parties?

  Father of B.J.'s Baby : Oh, Notch, look at me. You think I need mind-altering drugs to get women?

  Notch Johnson : Well, to tell you the truth...

  Father of B.J.'s Baby : Moving on!