Son of the Beach (TV Series)
Booger Nights (2001)
Lisa Banes: Mayor Anita Massengil
Quotes
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Kody Massengil : Mother, what do you need a male prostitute for?
Mayor Anita Massengil : Kody, have I ever talked to you about the governor's balls?
Kody Massengil : Eww! He's so old!
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Mayor Anita Massengil : The governor is looking for a new education commissioner.
Kody Massengil : Well, why do you need a date? Can't you just fly solo?
Mayor Anita Massengil : I have to appear successful and respectable, not...
Kody Massengil : Desperate and horny?
Mayor Anita Massengil : Right.
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Mayor Anita Massengil : Kody, that job could take me to Sacramento, and off this landfill.
Kody Massengil : I bet Chappy's calendar is open.
Mayor Anita Massengil : Kody, you are brilliant!
Kody Massengil : Mother, have you skipped your medication? I was joshing!
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Mayor Anita Massengil : Hello, Chappy. How's my favorite aimless drifter today?
Chappy : Is this going somewhere?
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Mayor Anita Massengil : Chappy, how would you like to make $100?
Chappy : $100? Cash like that, I could retire. Hold on. What do I have to do?
Mayor Anita Massengil : First, you need a bath.
Chappy : I knew there'd be a catch! Sorry, sister. No can do.
Mayor Anita Massengil : Make it 200.
Chappy : Break out the Mr. Bubble.