Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Empty the Dragon (2002)

Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson

Quotes 

• Notch Johnson : Kimberlee, she needs help.

  Kimberlee Clark : [skeptical]  Uh-huh.

  Notch Johnson : What? Do you think I'm attracted to this...

  [imagining Binaca in her underwear] 

  Notch Johnson : Young, pert piece of shashimi? In her thigh-high mini skirt, and most likely laundry-fresh cotton panties?

  Kimberlee Clark : No. I wasn't thinking that at all... until now!

  Notch Johnson : Well, maybe I am slightly attracted to her. But only in a way a dad might be attracted to his teenage stepdaughter.

  Kimberlee Clark : [sarcastic]  Ugh. That makes me feel much better.

  Notch Johnson : Okay, Kimberlee, why don't you join us? You can be the third wheel!