- Notch Johnson: Kimberlee, she needs help.
- Kimberlee Clark: [skeptical] Uh-huh.
- Notch Johnson: What? Do you think I'm attracted to this...
- [imagining Binaca in her underwear]
- Notch Johnson: Young, pert piece of shashimi? In her thigh-high mini skirt, and most likely laundry-fresh cotton panties?
- Kimberlee Clark: No. I wasn't thinking that at all... until now!
- Notch Johnson: Well, maybe I am slightly attracted to her. But only in a way a dad might be attracted to his teenage stepdaughter.
- Kimberlee Clark: [sarcastic] Ugh. That makes me feel much better.
- Notch Johnson: Okay, Kimberlee, why don't you join us? You can be the third wheel!