Son of the Beach (TV Series)

The Gay Team (2002)

Leila Arcieri: Jamaica St. Croix

Quotes 

• Notch Johnson : That's the fourth missing man this week.

  Kimberlee Clark : A poet this time.

  Notch Johnson : So, it's obviously money they're after.

  Jamaica St. Croix : A four-star chef, a minister, and a rabbi?

  Chip Rommel : Wait! I know this one. Do they walk into a bar?

• Notch Johnson : You listen to me, SPF-30. I want every ounce of attention devoted to finding these missing men. Nothing can get in the way of... hey! Who sent the gift basket?

  Chip Rommel : It's from the guy we saved from drowning. His company makes horny goat weed.

  Jamaica St. Croix : Isn't that the natural alternative to Viagara?

  Notch Johnson : Why would he send that to me? I have no problem getting and maintaining a good, stiff erection.

• Kimberlee Clark : You're getting married?

  B.J. Cummings : I didn't even know you were engorged.

  Jamaica St. Croix : Who's the lucky john?

  Porcelain Bidet : He's someone who's romantic, handsome, successful...

  Chip Rommel : Add intolerant and he sounds perfect.

• Jamaica St. Croix : I can't stand the way Porcelain's treating Snuggles.

  B.J. Cummings : What she needs is a taste of her own medicine.

  Jamaica St. Croix : [seeing the "horny goat weed" in Notch's gift basket]  Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  B.J. Cummings : [glancing at her chest]  That my dangling milk bags are about to burst?