Son of the Beach (TV Series)
The Gay Team (2002)
Amy Weber: Porcelain Bidet
Quotes
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Porcelain Bidet : Notch, I need you to marry me right now.
Notch Johnson : Porcelain, I'm flattered, but I hardly know you.
Porcelain Bidet : No. Perform the ceremony. Aren't you the captain of a ship?
Notch Johnson : No, but I am a notary public.
Porcelain Bidet : Good enough.
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Kimberlee Clark : You're getting married?
B.J. Cummings : I didn't even know you were engorged.
Jamaica St. Croix : Who's the lucky john?
Porcelain Bidet : He's someone who's romantic, handsome, successful...
Chip Rommel : Add intolerant and he sounds perfect.