Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (2002)

Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson

Quotes 

• Notch Johnson : Porcelain, did you know that Nocchus and I fought together in the Three-Day War?

  Jamaica St. Croix : I thought it was the Six-Day War.

  Noccus Johnstein : Well, it was, but I was able to get 50% off.

• Chip Rommel : A body has been found by the dock.

  Notch Johnson : What a lucky break. Was the doc able to save him?

  Kimberlee Clark : No, Notch! He means there's a dead body down by the pier.

• Chip Rommel : That's far enough, Kimberlee of the dark! Kimberlee's now one of them. She sucks the life out of people.

  Notch Johnson : Kimberlee's a divorce lawyer?

  Chip Rommel : She's a vampire!

• Chip Rommel : Vampiren kommen nachts heraus, und sie drinken frische blut!

  Notch Johnson : Damn it, Chip! What does all this mean?

  Chip Rommel : This means that this book is 72 years overdue.

• Chip Rommel : In the night of the third moon in the summer month, if the lead vampire is killed before dawn, then all those bitten will return to normal.

  Notch Johnson : But, Chip, it's 4:30 in the morning. Sunrise is as 5:26. You should've read this earlier!

  Chip Rommel : This was on page 7,002!