The Sopranos (TV Series)
Another Toothpick (2001)
Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano
Quotes
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Junior Soprano : Where's your father?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : He called, stopped by the bakery to pick up a short cake
Junior Soprano : He never comes empty handed
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Did you talk to Tony?
Junior Soprano : [Referring to his request to Junior to have someone else kill Mustang Sally because of his father's health and old age] no, I decided against it. I didn't even call him. You choose this life it comes with responsibility, no one knows that better than your old man
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I was asking for me
Junior Soprano : Teddy Roosevelt once gave an entire speech with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are a matter of duty
Junior Soprano : [while Bobby Sr. enters the kitchen coughing] are you alright?
Bobby 'Bacala' Sr. : I'm fine, fuckin steps
Junior Soprano : Here, sit down
Junior Soprano : [after seeing blood Bobby Sr. coughed into his handkerchief] fuck, is that blood? Jesus Christ, call a fuckin doctor
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : It's the nodules in his lungs, it happens when his out of breath
Junior Soprano : Is this what it comes down to?
Junior Soprano : [to Bobby Jr] Get him some water for Christ's Sake. These doctors what're doing for him?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I don't know, whatever they do
Junior Soprano : [to Bobby Sr] I want you to call John Kennedy, his the head of Oncology at St. Barnabas
Bobby 'Bacala' Sr. : I'm happy with my guy
Junior Soprano : What the fuck is he doing? Are you taking the chemo? Is he giving you oxygen therapy?
Bobby 'Bacala' Sr. : The cure is worse than the fuckin illness
Junior Soprano : [Referring to Tony giving the order to kill Mustang Sally] Cocksucker! This is an outrage! He can't have you clip someone in this condition
Bobby 'Bacala' Sr. : I want to do it. Eight years sitting on my ass, it'll feel good being useful for a change
Junior Soprano : This Sally's a tough kid, what if things don't go your way?
Bobby 'Bacala' Sr. : They don't? They don't, what the fuck? I'm dead anyway
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Tony Soprano : Old man Bacala is ok with this, what'd you give a shit anyway?
Junior Soprano : What is it with you? These power trips
Tony Soprano : The fuck are you talking about?
Junior Soprano : It has to be the old man? There's no other way?
Tony Soprano : There's a million other ways but this one will work. It was Gigi's idea. I'm not cutting his balls off. Mustang Sally's MIA. Two days ago he reaches out to old man Bacala for help. Old man Bacala is his godfather, he can get close without arousing suspicion
Junior Soprano : It still doesn't sit right
Tony Soprano : His done it a thousand times
Junior Soprano : His a sick old man
Tony Soprano : Good, it'll give him something to live for
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Junior Soprano : What's with you? All day "gloomy Gus"
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I'm sorry, it's my father
Junior Soprano : [Referring to his lung cancer] his a tough man he'll beat the fuckin thing
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : It's not the cancer, it's Tony
Junior Soprano : Tony? What about him? Stop speaking in nanograms
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : He Okayed my dad to do the hit on Mustang Sally
Junior Soprano : The prick put the Spatafore kid in a coma
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Fuck Sally. I'm worried about it's my father he can't do this, his been retired for seven years
Junior Soprano : What's this? We're in the navy?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : It's not that, this was a proud man. His over the other night I had to help him off the toilet because his so weak
Junior Soprano : [while Bobby cries] will you shut the fuck up with toilets? All this morbidity. I'm sorry, your right, at this point in a man's life to have him do something like this?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : You know I've never asked you for anything, you can tell him I'll do it myself if he wants
Junior Soprano : Fuck what he wants. I'm still the boss of this family
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Your right. I'm sorry
Junior Soprano : Stop your crying I'll tell him. Your making me fuckin depressed now
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Junior Soprano : [referring to Junior telling Tony not to have Bobby 'Bacala' Sr. kill Mustang Sally] All the fuckin luck, I told him he shouldn't do it
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I had to go all the way to Staten Island to identify him
Junior Soprano : He's a cold-hearted prick: that nephew of mine
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [beginning to cry] Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up... he still had bits of glass from the windshield in his hair
Junior Soprano : What was he? Seventy-one?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I don't know, sixty-eight
Junior Soprano : So, what did they say? What was the cause of death?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Who? What do you mean?
Junior Soprano : The morgue: The cause of death, was it the cancer or the accident? How advanced was the metathesis?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : All due respect, what'd you care about the details? All this technical shit
Junior Soprano : Your right, the man's passed on. We should let him rest in peace. He was a good man your father, a good friend