- Tony Soprano: What'd you wanna talk about?
- Richie Aprile: Fuckin' Dick Barone!
- Tony Soprano: Well, as long as the two of you are happy!
- David Scatino: [after woken up by Tony unzipping the camping tent David was sleeping in inside his sports goods store] Tony, what're you doing here?
- Tony Soprano: I was going to ask you the same fuckin question
- David Scatino: It's my store
- Tony Soprano: [after looking at the mess, sarcastically] congratulations, it's a fuckin disaster
- David Scatino: Hey, some of those airline tickets came in, you want me to split them with Richie?
- Tony Soprano: They're mine, it's my idea. This is where you sleep?
- David Scatino: Yeah, sometimes. It's easier than going home
- Tony Soprano: [while sitting down on a wooden bench near David's tent] I know what you mean. I remember when you transferred in the tenth grade from Baden-Baden, fuckin army brat
- David Scatino: Hey, you remember when those Guidos from Paterson caught you at Garret Mountain and had you barricaded in your old man's car? I whipped that rocket and hit that guy in the eye?
- Tony Soprano: Don't reminisce on me
- David Scatino: You told me not to get into the game, why'd you let me do it?
- Tony Soprano: Well, I knew you had this business here Davey, it's my nature "frog on a scorpion" you know? Besides if you would've won I'd be the one crying the blues right?
- David Scatino: What's the end?
- Tony Soprano: The end? Declaring bankruptcy
- Tony Soprano: [after David begins crying] hey, your not the first guy to get "busted out."This is how a guy like me makes a living: this is my bread and butter. When this is over your free to go. You can go wherever you want
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: So, this "person", this witness changed his or her mind?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know what happened
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You don't?
- Tony Soprano: What's that suppose to mean?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [Shrugs]
- Tony Soprano: You know when I was in Italy, I met someone that reminded me of you. A woman and it's not what you think
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Like me in what way?
- Tony Soprano: Smart, you know what she said to me?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What did she say?
- Tony Soprano: She told me I'm my own worst enemy
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: That's kind of a cliche isn't it?
- Tony Soprano: Well, you had to be there, she's one of them "witchy" broads, not like a psychic but...
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I didn't mean to sound disparaging
- Tony Soprano: That's some ancient culture over there, they believe all this weird shit like sibyl
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sibyls?
- Tony Soprano: Like I said, you had to be there, ok so I wanted to fuck her but she's right, what she said? I mean I bring all this on myself, I mean that's what you keep telling me
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Yes I suppose it is, at root, the question is, how do you stop?
- Tony Soprano: You know what?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What?
- Tony Soprano: [Before getting up to leave] I dodged a very big bullet, and I'm feeling very fuckin good about it so I don't need anymore psychiatry today
- Tony Soprano: [after entering his office holding a bag and placing it on his desk] Got a safe?
- Neil Mink: Yeah, why?
- Neil Mink: [after opening it and seeing it's filled with cash, referring to his attorney fees] You want to pay in advance?
- Tony Soprano: There's a little more than 400k in there. I want you to hold it for me. This goes down, I'm out of this area code, my wife's gonna come in here once a week for an allowance. You don't ask her any questions, never, ever, refuse her. If she wants it all... you give it to her. She won't do that, Carmela's smarter than that
- Neil Mink: And if your gone longer than the money lasts?
- Tony Soprano: Don't worry, you won't have to go into your own kick. This witness can't remain nameless forever
- Neil Mink: [as Tony leaves] I didn't hear that
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to how his children socialize with their friends] My girl did the same thing, at his age, always in a group, what's that about?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's it about for you?
- Tony Soprano: In my day a boy and a girl went on a date and your father hoped you wouldn't get too far or else you'd get the girl knocked up and her parents would come over and break your legs
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I don't think it's about him going to the mall with a group that bothered you, it was that he wanted to go to mall instead of the movies with you
- Tony Soprano: Well, his getting to that age where his got a life of his own
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: One that doesn't include you
- Tony Soprano: It was always "we'll do this", "we're going to do that..."
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Not so fast I've heard you many times about being with your son
- Tony Soprano: Yeah well that's over now... gone... done
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Its bitter sweet this period, you're glad they're growing up but you're sad to lose them
- Tony Soprano: [Intentionally changing the subject] I could be going away, for a very long time for something I didn't do
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [Remains silent]
- Tony Soprano: [Offended by her not showing any emotions, sarcastically] how about "gee that's too bad Anthony" or "what a shame Tony"
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We can't go into specifics on this
- Tony Soprano: Well, here's something "specific", I didn't do anything wrong, we're not suppose to talk about it. I could be going to the can for the rest of my life and I'm not supposed to discuss it with my psychiatrist? What the fuck are you for anyway?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: How does that make you feel? The idea that you might be sent to prison
- Tony Soprano: I've just got to stay around a little while for the kids, especially my boy. Once his out of the house the government can do whatever the fuck they want to do, give me life, give me the chair, whatever they want
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I've never seen you like this
- Tony Soprano: Like what?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Scared
- Tony Soprano: [Amused] you know I wouldn't use that word but sometimes I feel, I don't know, you mother fuckers, you know I don't fuckin deserve this
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [Intentionally changing the subject] how's your medication?
- Tony Soprano: [Shifting in his seat]
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [Sensing he feels uncomfortable] Maybe we should stop
- Tony Soprano: [Increasing Scatino's sporting goods store's debt by buying products, selling them, and not paying back the vendors] a lot of fuckin work to move some picnic coolers
- Richie Aprile: Coolers are scissors, everybody wants one but have nobody has a fuckin idea how much they cost. You have a Nigerian sell these on the streets for two or three bucks a piece, who's not going to say "fuck it, give me one"
- Tony Soprano: Davey, how we doing with the books of airline tickets?
- David Scatino: You want to raise a red flag with the travel agency? A sporting goods store that charges airline tickets in bulk?
- Tony Soprano: You say it's a promotional device" you know "customer of the year", "salesman on the month", that kind of thing, don't worry about it. You put it all on different lines of credit
- David Scatino: Yeah but all of sudden I'm ordering all this weird shit. Picnic coolers, Ramosa water. When is one of these vendors realizes I'm never going to pay them and call the cops?
- Richie Aprile: When your fuckin credit runs out "Diamond Jim", until then get on the fuckin horn and order unless your ready to pay the principle you owe us?
- Skip Lipari: [Meeting privately] what'd you got for me?
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: [Hands him a piece of paper of Tony's pump and dump stock market scheme] partial list of the major investors of Webistics, other than that I haven't seen Tony in a while
- Skip Lipari: You mean besides the night Tony "capped" the Bevilaqua kid?
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: What are you talking about?
- Skip Lipari: [Suddenly raising his voice in anger] did you fuck me? DID YOU FUCK ME?
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Take it easy
- Skip Lipari: Take it easy? How about I put a bullet into that stupid bald head of yours? He was spotted Sal, so don't go pulling my "taffy" because of this fuckin second if you lie to me, you will never see the streets where you live for fifty fuckin years! Did you know about this?
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: No
- Skip Lipari: If you knew Soprano was planning something, didn't tell me, and didn't wear a wire...
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: [Interrupts him] I told you no
- Skip Lipari: Well, there was someone else the night he shot the kid up, a "husky" accomplice
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Yeah?
- Skip Lipari: Yeah, but the witness couldn't ID him
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Oh
- Skip Lipari: Salvatore, were you the perp the witness couldn't make?
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: What the fuck are you talking about? Are you crazy?
- Skip Lipari: What'd I fuckin tell you huh? No fuckin violence. I ought to burn you right now and let the judge throw away the fuckin key. I'm willing to decide to believe you ok? But here's what your going to do for me: I want to hear Tony's voice on tape saying "I killed Matthew Bevilaqua", no distortions no faulty recording, and no fuckin nose blowing
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Ok I get it but let me asking you something: if I did ride with Tony on something like that, don't you think that would get me tighter with him? Raise my "coinage" with him? Make Tony forget all his suspicions?
- Skip Lipari: You're a cute prick, Puss, I'll give you that. Get me Tony on tape, talking about this murder
- Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: So who's the witness?
- Skip Lipari: No joke Sal, you don't want to see my darker side
- Richie Aprile: [while in a mall] thanks for meeting me
- Tony Soprano: no problem, I went over to Brookstone and got myself a scale, what'd you want to talk to me about?
- Richie Aprile: fuckin Dick Barone
- Tony Soprano: as long as the two of you are happy
- Richie Aprile: I'm in no mood... freakin garbage business, I found out that bow tie wearing mother fucker is charging me twice as much as everybody else to tip my trucks at his place
- Tony Soprano: so, you repair the tonnage and charge the townships a little extra for the pickups, that's all
- Richie Aprile: I got the smallest amount of routes than anybody in the association
- Tony Soprano: you're like the old woman who's got a Virginia ham under her arm and she goes around crying because she's got no bread
- Tony Soprano: [after Richie looks confused] never mind, the point is your brother Jackie never concentrated on sanitation so what do you want Dick to do?
- Richie Aprile: [sternly] I want a rate
- Tony Soprano: alright, I'll see what he says
- Richie Aprile: yeah, you see since you own part of the company
- Carmela Soprano: [while lying in bed] Did you shut off all the lights?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah
- Carmela Soprano: In the kitchen?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah. I want to spend more time with AJ
- Carmela Soprano: It's the other one you should spend time with: she's almost out of the house
- Tony Soprano: Hey, I'm not worried about Meadow, she can take care of herself
- Carmela Soprano: Why the sudden burst of fatherhood?
- Tony Soprano: [irritated] Can you say anything without it being sarcastic?
- Carmela Soprano: Your right, I'm sorry. I think it's a good idea, he adores you: he never gets to spend enough time with you
- Tony Soprano: Yeah well
- Carmela Soprano: I was reading in Time the other day this study at Harvard: a father's support is absolutely linked to a boy's later capacity to manage frustrations, to explore new circumstances, and to do well in school
- Tony Soprano: The kid needs to toughen up
- Carmela Soprano: I'm not talking about toughening up, I'm talking about opening up
- Tony Soprano: Somebody needs to teach that kid some street smarts: not to be a sucker, not to be involved with the wrong people. I don't want another Christopher on my hands, look at him, his lucky to be alive and the other poor prick they found dead: the kid was twenty-three or something
- Carmela Soprano: [over the phone] Hi, how are you?
- Victor Musto: [referring to them privately kissing] I'm good, I'm fine... I was just thinking about you... and what happened this morning, I just wanted to say again that...
- Carmela Soprano: [interrupts him] Oh please, please, it was a crazy thing
- Victor Musto: But if it's a problem for me to come back, I've got another job in Wyckoff and yours is far enough along that Ramone can finish up so there's no charge to you except for material
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, no, I wouldn't think of it
- Victor Musto: [referring to his deceased wife] It's just since Jill, there's nobody I can really talk to you know?
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, I know. In fact, I was thinking maybe tomorrow you could send Ramone to the other job that way and I would have a chance to talk you know on your lunch break or something?
- Victor Musto: That would be so great
- Richie Aprile: You know it kills me to sit back and watch... no forget it
- Junior Soprano: No, finish what you were gonna say
- Richie Aprile: I forgot already
- Junior Soprano: Then un-forget
- Richie Aprile: [referring to Tony] I can't not notice that his fuckin you: this Scatino bust out is like a license to steal and what's he throwing your way? Oogatz, this garbage thing, his already taken your township. Now his fuckin with mine?
- Junior Soprano: What am I supposed to do about it? I'm under indictment
- Richie Aprile: I'm sorry, I don't want to rip up old wounds
- Junior Soprano: I'm in no shape for disharmony
- Richie Aprile: You and I both know his gotta go
- Junior Soprano: That's my nephew you're talking about, how dare you in my own home
- Richie Aprile: Come on, this fuckin guy was supposed to laid down in Midland Avenue a year ago. I know it... you know it
- Junior Soprano: [referring to Janice] Let me tell you who's not a good kid: that niece of mine. I left my brother's house one night and my wallet was light. I'm talking about a ten-year-old girl here, a word to the wise: that's all I'm saying
- Christine Scatino: [while having lunch together] It's been months since David took me to dinner
- Carmela Soprano: When your dating, it's all candles and wine
- Christine Scatino: David's been more preoccupied than usual lately
- Carmela Soprano: his busy
- Christine Scatino: My husband has a "disease", a serious gambling problem
- Carmela Soprano: I am so sorry
- Christine Scatino: Thank God the store's is in my name: he can't sell the business without me, or he would've gambled it all away by now but I'm going to make sure we get through this
- Carmela Soprano: It was so nice to meet your brother the other day, he seems like a very interesting person
- Christine Scatino: Vic's a "doll." When his wife was dying, he waited on her hand and foot
- Carmela Soprano: Really? A widower? His so young
- Christine Scatino: Breast cancer
- Carmela Soprano: I thought there was a sadness about him, and the children?
- Carmela Soprano: [shakes her head] Childless: she had a hostile womb
- Christine Scatino: I had a dream about him
- Christine Scatino: [surprised] You did?
- Carmela Soprano: [embarrassed] Christine...
- Christine Scatino: Well, he was asking about you too
- Carmela Soprano: He was wallpapering my dining room
- Tony Soprano: I got something for you
- A.J. Soprano: what?
- Tony Soprano: a Penn and Rod international reel for you
- A.J. Soprano: thanks
- Tony Soprano: you wanted it for Christmas last year, remember? We couldn't get it because it was backordered? Well, I got a great deal on it: we'll take the boat and go out fishing
- A.J. Soprano: umm ok
- Tony Soprano: what're you doing now?
- A.J. Soprano: you wanna go fishing now?
- Tony Soprano: nah, nah, I figured we'd go see a movie or something? Get some pizza?
- A.J. Soprano: I can't
- Tony Soprano: [disappointed] what'd you mean you can't?
- A.J. Soprano: I'm going to the mall
- Tony Soprano: [confused] you can't see a movie because you're going to the mall?
- A.J. Soprano: well, not just me, Brad, Alan, Heidi, her sister maybe?
- Tony Soprano: [amused] like a double date?
- A.J. Soprano: no dad, ok? We're just going to the mall: we go there sometimes
- Tony Soprano: [irritated] and do what?
- A.J. Soprano: [referring to the cookie franchise] I don't know, get something to eat: some Mrs. Fields. Well, anyway I gotta go, I'm meeting them there
- Tony Soprano: alright, go ahead, see you later