- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Tony storms into Janice and Bobby's home after he saw a news report that showed Janice was arrested for fighting with a parent during a children's soccer game] Where is she?
- Janice Soprano: It wasn't my fault.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: My name was all over the TV because of your bullshit!
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: It's not simple, apparently that woman's kid was picking on Sophia.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Bobby and Janice] Why didn't they collar her then?
- Janice Soprano: I am suing the township for "wrongful arrest."
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No you're not! What you're going to do is, you're going to call my lawyer, plea it down, pay the fine and not turn this into one of your cause célèbres.
- Janice Soprano: You'd take anybody's side but mine, that bitch is lucky I didn't kill her.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: we know that
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [Confused] What?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [To Janice] You and your temper
- Janice Soprano: [to Tony] Get out!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [to Bobby] This is the end of it.
- Janice Soprano: [yelling louder] Get out!
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [Tony goes outside and Bobby follows him] I know this looks bad, but on the other hand, she called Sophia her daughter.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't give a fuck., OK I do give a fuck. How many times do I have to tell you? Get control of your wife!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [on Janice's calm discipline after Anger Management classes] Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I think it's "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What did I say?
- News Anchor: [during a news broadcast] In Essex County this afternoon, an incident in sports rage among soccer moms led to the arrest of a Verona woman with ties to the mafia. Our Gillian Glessner was on the scene, what about it Gillian, do you think that other mother should go into the soccer mom protection program?
- Gillian Glessner: Maybe she should Carl, it started here at Summit Avenue Park during a nine- and ten-year-old girl club soccer match: an altercation between soccer moms that sent one mother to the hospital and one to jail. Parents taping the match captured the melee. Charges are still pending but we do know that the woman shown here being taken into custody is Janice Baccalieri, sister of reputed New Jersey mob boss, Anthony Soprano. I guess you call it a mafia related hit?
- News Anchor: [after chuckling] We spoke with psychologist Bela Kakuk
- Bela Kakuk: It's a growing problem in our society, psychologists are finding that certain individuals are particularly prone to rage. Almost any frustration, inconvenience, or perceived inconsideration will set them off
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to both of them] What's up?
- Tony Blundetto: hey there, cous
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Guess who called me this morning?
- Christopher Moltisanti: How'd you find me?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What, you're not gonna guess?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Ok, who?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [beginning to talk in code, referring to Uncle Pat Blundetto] Our friend with the orchard
- Christopher Moltisanti: No shit, is he ok?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah, sold the place, moving to Florida
- Christopher Moltisanti: He should: his getting into his "honor years"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [implying to the dead body Christopher buried in the area] You still got your can of peaches up there, I just had the car serviced: watch what you say
- Christopher Moltisanti: I gotta move that shit, again?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: that development is going up there. Now, obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend if somebody opened the can of fruit
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to Tony Blundetto] so, you and your cousin here are gonna go up there and take care of it
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to both of them] I'll do it
- Tony Blundetto: [to Christopher] I'm worried about the old guy
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to Tony B] I told you, I'll do it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: The thing is my old man's got a few jaws up there also, it could make problems for my uncle
- Tony Blundetto: [to Christopher] It's gonna be a lot of work which with Louise around, it could only be done at night
- Christopher Moltisanti: That's true
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to digging up the remains and disposing them somewhere else] This thing's gotta be done in two weeks, the latest, bulldozers are coming
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Carlo was furious: these guys waited by the Hackensack River all fuckin night
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Fuckin Vespas never got in my hands
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This is Port Newark, where the fuck was your longshoremen?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Tightened security at the ports: Al-Qaeda
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after Johnny gets into his Maserati] Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [before driving off] Lot of things didn't happen that seemed like it they happened. Your cousin didn't whack Joey: the Vespas never got in my hands
- Sophia Baccalieri: [referring to Janice fighting with another soccer mom during Sophia's game] I'm so embarrassed, I don't wanna see any of my friends again
- Janice Soprano: well, when you're a parent, you'll see, you'll defend your children like a lion with her cubs
- Sophia Baccalieri: you're not my 'parent'
- Janice Soprano: what did you say? I'm here and I try to care very much. Now get to sleep
- Sophia Baccalieri: your gonna punch me?
- Janice Soprano: You have every right to be mad at me... and I apologize, I know it's bad for the family, for business but I'm working on it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah, I know, Bobby told me. So, how's that going?
- Janice Soprano: Anger management? It's the best thing that ever happened to me: it's such a relief to let go of all that shit. I never realized how much of an angry person I was and how it "fed" itself
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So, they got you on tranquilizers?
- Janice Soprano: No. Basically, it's taking responsibility for your anger and you learn to recognize your "feelings" and that their just "feelings", you don't have to "act" on "them"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's just what people want so they can walk all over you
- Janice Soprano: A lot of anger is "self-importance"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [confused] Self-importance?
- Janice Soprano: Problems with authority
- Tony Blundetto: [while driving up to the farm] Uncle Pat's farm, when your twelve or thirteen, it's fuckin heaven, right? Hunting around the woods, driving around in the tractor
- Christopher Moltisanti: He made me clear the brush with a rake
- Tony Blundetto: Yeah, I had to do that, Tony too and water his fuckin tomatoes
- Christopher Moltisanti: His changed though, you know? After Louise came back there to live, it wasn't just you and Pat and his great stories
- Tony Blundetto: They used to call me Ichabod Crane
- Christopher Moltisanti: Who?
- Tony Blundetto: Some very sorry people, that's who
- Janice Soprano: We'll talk tomorrow, I'm exhausted
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: no, now
- Janice Soprano: I don't have a say in things?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I think you need professional help
- Janice Soprano: [amused] I'll be having an extra session with Sandy, believe me
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Sandy, what does she do? She tells you were picked on by your father and asks you to read her screenplays. I think there's anger specialists
- Janice Soprano: [feeling insulted] and I think you should see a weight loss specialist
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: you don't see it in yourself. I heard you with Sophia: you two were getting along so much better. She says one little thing and you get nasty
- Janice Soprano: [while rubbing her shoulder, ignores him] I'm so sore
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: this wasn't an isolated incident: they won't let you shop up at the corner anymore
- Janice Soprano: those coffee beans were burnt, you tasted them
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I like the spitfire type, I told you but we can't live like "this", me and the kids
- Janice Soprano: like what?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: this was a nice house: peaceful, I don't know, there wasn't all this yelling and tension
- Janice Soprano: [sarcastically] how could you understand? Your dad was a sweetheart, even when he had emphysema. My house, it was "dog, eat dog"
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: well, be that as it may, the past and all. If you don't go to these anger classes they have or whatever, this with us ain't gonna work out
- Adriana La Cerva: Who is this Uncle Pat anyway?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while packing up his belongings for his trip] He was a "knock around guy," like Tony's dad but they let him retire to this farm in Upstate New York. It sounds funny, but it wasn't, he had the hiccups up to like a year
- Adriana La Cerva: Jeez
- Christopher Moltisanti: Great guy: he had a daughter but she lived with her mom. We each got sent up there summers when we hit twelve or thirteen
- Adriana La Cerva: Did you have the hiccups?
- Christopher Moltisanti: No, I told you that went away. What, you think it's fuckin funny? He almost committed suicide because of it, how would you like it? Where's my Barneys underpants with the ventilator cotton?
- Adriana La Cerva: [before he gestures to her to get it for him] Still in the dryer
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to Tony Blundetto] I'll you thing, I need Tony B up there like I need a third nut
- Adriana La Cerva: This resentment: he is your cousin
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah? You should've seen him when I was little: him and Tony Soprano both, how they broke my balls, teased me. One time, I was spending my summer up at Uncle Pat's farm like they used to, I was eleven, they came up and they were like nineteen, shot guns, they didn't take me with them but when I found them, they said I had to be "initiated" into a "special" group by being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. I was on that tree until three o'clock in the fuckin morning
- Adriana La Cerva: [not believing that happened] No
- Christopher Moltisanti: I worship these two guys: Tony Soprano especially. When he was by himself, used to push me around on my Big Wheels, teach me curse words, when he was by himself
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when looking through his bags] Where's the Tinactin?
- Adriana La Cerva: It's on the night table
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the casino Tony Soprano put Tony B in charge of] And here we are again: Tony B gets out, and Tony lays a two hundred K a year "cash cow" on him
- Adriana La Cerva: Don't get mad, ok? I know we touched on it couple times but you're so unhappy here, what if we left? Far away and you went into something else
- Christopher Moltisanti: Like what?
- Adriana La Cerva: I don't know, like pick up you're writing maybe? Male modeling one day?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'll get back to the writing someday, as far as male modeling, that'll probably be a success but I wouldn't want to around those fuckin people
- Christopher Moltisanti: [holds her cheeks, referring to his involvement in the mafia] I'm a soldier, when you gonna understand that?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [surprised and angered while in their backyard] There's no water in the pool!
- Carmela Soprano: Yeah, I had it drained, the electricity costs a fortune. I can't afford that, you're the only one who uses it
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to their separation] I thought we were getting along better lately?
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to the conflict of interest] So, you "polluted" all the descent lawyers in New Jersey, so they can't represent me? You couldn't even "play fair"
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I'm not the one that wanted it!
- Carmela Soprano: Ok, let's just "pretend" you weren't "begging" for it a million different ways, ok? I am worn out here
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after they go back in their home] His nice kid, Finn, right?
- Carmela Soprano: Right
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to Meadow and Finn] You gonna throw them an engagement party, or what?
- Carmela Soprano: If we can be "civil", she's so young
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Same age we were