The Sopranos (TV Series)

D-Girl (2000)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm gonna go back in there and be with my guests. Exactly ten minutes, I'm gonna look up, if you're not here i'm gonna assume that you went to look for whatever the fuck it is that's calling you out there. And then I will never see you again. If you are still here, then I'm gonna assume that you have no other desire in the world than to be with me. And your actions will show me that every second of every fucking day. You understand me? Don't answer me. Take the ten minutes, you think about it.

• Tony Soprano : Well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.

• Tony Soprano : [Driving in car]  So what's goin' on with you?

  A.J. Soprano : Nothin'.

  Tony Soprano : Nothin. You know, that 'No God' shit. That upsets your mother very much.

  A.J. Soprano : It's not 'No God'. It's 'God is dead.'

  Tony Soprano : Who said that?

  A.J. Soprano : [Misspeaks]  Nitch. He's a 19th century philosopher from Germany. Anyway, that's why I'm not getting confirmed.

  Tony Soprano : Enough with that shit, alright? Your confirmation's comin' up this weekend and you ARE gettin' confirmed!

  A.J. Soprano : That sucks my nut!

  Tony Soprano : [Lightly slaps AJ with the back of his hand]  Ay! You got a lotta balls, you know that? You go to Catholic school and your mother wants it!

  A.J. Soprano : Yeah, what does she know?

  Tony Soprano : She knows that even if God IS dead, you're still gonna kiss his ass!

• Adriana La Cerva : [having dinner at a restaurant]  I spent all day with my best friend Anna picking out bride's maid dresses

  Carmela Soprano : I still haven't found any flowers for Anthony's confirmation

  Adriana La Cerva : With all the flowers coming into bloom, I would love to be a June bride

  Tony Soprano : [while seeing Christopher arriving]  There's your June groom

  Christopher Moltisanti : [after sitting down]  Sorry I'm late

  Adriana La Cerva : Babe, I ordered you some pasta fazool to start and we're gonna get a plate of antipasto to share: they got some rare imported salami

  Adriana La Cerva : [while touching his forehead]  You feel ok Christopher?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm fine

  Adriana La Cerva : We were just discussing Anna's wedding

  Carmela Soprano : What about you guys?

  Christopher Moltisanti : What about who guys?

  Tony Soprano : You should make it a double wedding

  Adriana La Cerva : [referring to Christopher]  First, someone has to propose

  Carmela Soprano : Has Anna chosen her caterer yet?

  Adriana La Cerva : She booked Bill Roma

  Carmela Soprano : If you ask me, Carnevalzio's slipping

  Adriana La Cerva : I heard they fired the produce guy

  Christopher Moltisanti : [interrupts them]  Enough! I am so sick and tired of you people talk about food, food, food: that's all anybody talks about is Braciole, cheese and fuckin fava beans. I'm drowning here

  Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ: take it easy

  Christopher Moltisanti : We're not even engaged yet

  Tony Soprano : Well, when you're married, you'll understand the "importance" of fresh produce

  Christopher Moltisanti : [before pouring his glass of wine into his bowl of soup and leaving]  Fuck the importance

  Carmela Soprano : He didn't mean that

  Adriana La Cerva : [becoming upset]  Oh, fuck him. I tried so hard to be supportive with his art and getting his screenplay made

  Tony Soprano : [surprised]  His screenplay?

• Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You never went through it?

  Tony Soprano : You think my mother and father will stand for that shit?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : How is your mother?

  Tony Soprano : She's dead to me

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And how's Anthony Jr. been taking it?

  Tony Soprano : What? About the family?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : About his non-relationship with his grandmother, how is he suppose to understand that? And in general the whole strain of the current atmosphere in your household? But that don't give him the right to mouth off

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism.

  Tony Soprano : Fuckin Internet.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : No, no, no it's a European philosophy after World War two people were disillusioned by the sheer weight of the horrors and that's when the whole idea took route that there were no "absolute truths"

  Tony Soprano : You believe that?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : In your family? Even motherhood is up for debate

  Tony Soprano : No its not I teach him to love, respect and appreciate his mother

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : But what about your mother? Anthony I think it's important to talk about your mother and what she tried to do to you

  Tony Soprano : Don't need to, she showed her "true colors", that's all

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Has Anthony Jr. heard you say "she's dead to me"?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well, don't you think that kind of talk can lead a kid to embrace these ideas?

  Tony Soprano : Oh, so now this is my fault?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : No, when some people first realize that their solely responsible for their decisions, actions and beliefs and that death lies at the end of every road they can be overcome with "intense dread"

  Tony Soprano : "Intense dread"?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : A dull aching anger that leads them to conclude that the only "absolute truth" is death

  Tony Soprano : I think the kid's onto something

• A.J. Soprano : [Referring to damaging Carmella's station wagon]  it wasn't my fault

  Carmela Soprano : You stole my car, where is the trust in this house?

  A.J. Soprano : When I get confirmed, I'm going to be a man so how come I can't drive?

  Tony Soprano : You really want to get into this huh? Who was that "man" we had to pick at camp last year for bed wetting?

  A.J. Soprano : That was the year before last

  Carmela Soprano : You could've killed those girls

  A.J. Soprano : That would've been interesting

  Carmela Soprano : What? What'd you just say?

  A.J. Soprano : Death just shows you the ultimate absurdity of life

  Tony Soprano : What is this? Are you trying to get me to lose my temper? Because I'm about to put you through that God damn window

  A.J. Soprano : See? That's what I mean: life is absurd

  Carmela Soprano : Don't say that God forgive you

  A.J. Soprano : There is no God

  Carmela Soprano : Where is this coming from?

  Tony Soprano : What'd they teach you this crap at school?

  Carmela Soprano : Is this the new English teacher Mr. Clark..?Where is he from?

  Meadow Soprano : [after AJ remains silent, while walking into the kitchen]  Oberland. You want him to read something other than Hustler? Hello? He got assigned a stranger. You want him to be an educated person? What'd you think education is? You just make more money? This is education

  A.J. Soprano : Do you ever think like why were we born?

  Meadow Soprano : Madame de Staël said "In life, one must choose between boredom and suffering."

  Tony Soprano : [to Meadow]  Go to your room

  A.J. Soprano : No, I'm serious why were we born?

  Carmela Soprano : We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. Now go upstairs and do your math

  Meadow Soprano : Algebra? That's the most boring

  Tony Soprano : Well, your other choice is suffering, you want to start now? Move your ass!