The Sopranos (TV Series)
Long Term Parking (2004)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : That's the guy, Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy I'm going to Hell for.
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Explaining to Tony and Silvio why he's late] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!
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[referring to Adrianna's health]
Tony Soprano : Are you still feeling sick, Hon?
Christopher Moltisanti : Please! They've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon.
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Christopher Moltisanti : So, where the fuck you been?
Adriana La Cerva : We need to talk.
Christopher Moltisanti : I asked you a question.
Adriana La Cerva : I know. There's something I need to tell you.
Christopher Moltisanti : Is it that fuckin' Bobby DeMarco?
Adriana La Cerva : No, please. I've got to get through this. About a year ago, I was arrested.
Christopher Moltisanti : For what? What're you talking about?
Adriana La Cerva : For drugs.
Christopher Moltisanti : Where? At the club?
Adriana La Cerva : You remember my friend Danielle?
Christopher Moltisanti : She set you up?
Adriana La Cerva : [Nervously] She was an FBI agent, she lied to me. They wanted to arrest you, too. I was just trying to protect you. All they said was they just wanted some information, and they would leave us alone. I didn't tell them nothing. I swear to God, just license plates, some other stupid shit. They wanted me to wear a wire but I wouldn't do it, but now there was a murder at the club and they know about it. Matush and some other guy. I tried to cover it up, but I had no choice. They've been filming us in the parking lot.
Christopher Moltisanti : [shouting, after punching her, while choking her] We're dead you know that? How could you fuckin' do this to us? I fuckin' loved you.
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Tony Soprano : You alright?
Christopher Moltisanti : [while watching the movie Three Amigos!] Some funny shit.
Tony Soprano : The fuck is wrong is with you?
Christopher Moltisanti : I snorted a little H, I know but I can't stand the pain. I loved her.
Tony Soprano : [Punches him then kicks him when his lying on the ground and shouting] You think you're alone in this?
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to Tony] Fuck this piece of shit. You hear me? I'm done. Put my life on the line. My fuckin' life!
Adriana La Cerva : Baby, I hate seeing you like this.
Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck family, fuck loyalty. You cost them a dime; you're fuckin' done. I gave that fuck pieces of my soul, Adriana. You know what he said to me? He said I should have a fuckin' drink.
Adriana La Cerva : When?
Christopher Moltisanti : Up there, when we were at Uncle Pat's farm.
Adriana La Cerva : Well, you don't need to listen to him, isn't that why you have a sponsor?
Christopher Moltisanti : Him and Tony B, breaking my balls. Teasing me like when I was little. I mean what kind of fucked up undermining shit to tell someone who's got the disease? You know I could take that fat fuck out in a second. BANG! His kids wouldn't even give a fuck.
Adriana La Cerva : Don't talk like that. You're a better man than he is. You're a better person.
Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck all this shit with Paulie and all. You know what hurts me the worst? Right to my heart. Him and our ass wipe cousin. That two faced cock sucker. He could get all of us killed with New York and him, Tony has to think about what to do with him now. After all this shit. Me? He don't need to fuckin' think. Well maybe I need to think? Ever thought of that? You fat fuckin' scumbag!
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Talking privately, referring to their cousin Tony B] What's up? You hear from Tony?
Tony Soprano : I just talked to Kelvin, Calvin, whatever the fuck his name is. That redneck from North Carolina. He got a call from the Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco. Some fuckin' bodegas in Newark been selling cigarettes without the tax stamps on them.
Christopher Moltisanti : Stupid spics, they were suppose to stamp it themselves.
Tony Soprano : The Feds are all over it. I don't have enough on my fuckin' mind?
Christopher Moltisanti : Any idea on how you're going to handle it?
Tony Soprano : Handle what?
Christopher Moltisanti : Our cousin. You know Phil and John?
Tony Soprano : I don't know. I got to think about it. From now on Paulie supervises the entire cigarette run. You split everything down the middle with him.
Christopher Moltisanti : What?
Tony Soprano : You fuckin' heard me.
Christopher Moltisanti : I got a fuckin' wedding to pay for.
Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically] Well, if I were you I'd cut out the open bar.
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Silvio Dante : Don't me wrong, I always liked your cousin: whacking Philly's brother was a major pook in the ass
Tony Soprano : you know my cousin almost cried when I put him in charge of the casino? All I did for that blue eyed prick... he completely fucks me over! I gotta get down on my knees to Johnny Sack
Tony Soprano : [to Christopher when he enters the room] where the fuck you been? Your late
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Tony Soprano : Oh, you're gonna get fuckin cute now?
Christopher Moltisanti : anything on Tony B?
Silvio Dante : Nah, his still on a milk carton
Christopher Moltisanti : [when Andriana enters the room] there she is, my smelly valentine
Adriana La Cerva : Christopher, that's not funny
Tony Soprano : [to Christopher when Adriana serves him alcohol] the fuck you doing?
Christopher Moltisanti : I can handle a cocktail once in a while, right?
Adriana La Cerva : [to Tony and Sil] you guys ok, need anything else?
Tony Soprano : You still feeling sick, Hun?
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] Please, they've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon
Silvio Dante : [to Adriana] Maybe you should be a vegan?
Adriana La Cerva : Doctor says I gotta relax
Christopher Moltisanti : From what? She's got the world at her feet: she walks around like impending doom
Tony Soprano : [to Sil and Christopher] Come on, we gotta go
