- Phil Leotardo: Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love?
- Tony Soprano: No.
- Phil Leotardo: Well, give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Explaining to Tony and Silvio why he's late] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Phil Leotardo, who just insulted Tony's crew and left the room] Was that fuckin' necessary? He shouldn't even have been here!
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: He's got a right to be here. He's got a right to *a lot* of things right now.
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Tony Blundetto] My cousin acted alone. I did not sanction this.
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: [referring sarcastically to JFK assassination] The "lone gunman" theory.
- Tony Soprano: You know how close he and Angelo were in the can. He flipped the fuck out!
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: When he whacked Joey Peeps, what flipped him out that time?
- Tony Soprano: Whaddaya, whaddaya want, John? What do you want me to say?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: I want your cousin on a FUCKING SPIT!
- Valentina La Paz: [In the hospital room, after Tony just told her he's going back to live at home with Carmela] I'll kill myself!
- Tony Soprano: [his phone rings] I gotta take this.
- Tony Soprano: [Meeting privately] There he is. The King of New York!
- Tony Soprano: Congratulations.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Thanks Tony.
- Tony Soprano: You deserve it.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: This is the last time we'll meet like this; It's undignified.
- Tony Soprano: Ok.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: So, what's the word on your cousin?
- Tony Soprano: I think I know where he's holed up.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: And?
- Tony Soprano: I know this has to be done, but I'm asking you now as a friend, let me handle this myself.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I can't do that.
- Tony Soprano: You can whatever the fuck you want; you're the fuckin' boss.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I chose not to then.
- Tony Soprano: I want your promise that it'll be quick.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I'm not going to lie to you. I don't have to. Phil's going to do it. And he'll do it his way.
- Tony Soprano: This is me now, come on.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Anything else?
- Tony Soprano: No.
- Tony Soprano: You know what? I'll give you "undignified." Go fuck yourself, you, Phil, and whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin.
- [referring to Adrianna's health]
- Tony Soprano: Are you still feeling sick, Hon?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Please! They've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon.
- Tony Soprano: Look, Tony's in hiding, John.
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have NEVER fucking seen.
- [pause]
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: We're done here.
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, where the fuck you been?
- Adriana La Cerva: We need to talk.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I asked you a question.
- Adriana La Cerva: I know. There's something I need to tell you.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Is it that fuckin' Bobby DeMarco?
- Adriana La Cerva: No, please. I've got to get through this. About a year ago, I was arrested.
- Christopher Moltisanti: For what? What're you talking about?
- Adriana La Cerva: For drugs.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Where? At the club?
- Adriana La Cerva: You remember my friend Danielle?
- Christopher Moltisanti: She set you up?
- Adriana La Cerva: [Nervously] She was an FBI agent, she lied to me. They wanted to arrest you, too. I was just trying to protect you. All they said was they just wanted some information, and they would leave us alone. I didn't tell them nothing. I swear to God, just license plates, some other stupid shit. They wanted me to wear a wire but I wouldn't do it, but now there was a murder at the club and they know about it. Matush and some other guy. I tried to cover it up, but I had no choice. They've been filming us in the parking lot.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [shouting, after punching her, while choking her] We're dead you know that? How could you fuckin' do this to us? I fuckin' loved you.
- Tony Soprano: You alright?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while watching the movie Three Amigos!] Some funny shit.
- Tony Soprano: The fuck is wrong is with you?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I snorted a little H, I know but I can't stand the pain. I loved her.
- Tony Soprano: [Punches him then kicks him when his lying on the ground and shouting] You think you're alone in this?
- Adriana La Cerva: [Over the phone] Hello?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, it's me. Look everything's ok. Jesus I don't even know how to say this. It's Christopher, he tried to commit suicide.
- Adriana La Cerva: Oh my God, is he alright?
- Tony Soprano: His fine. He was up by Ramapo, apparently took some pills and this trooper found him in a bathroom of this diner and brought him to the hospital. His mom's on her way up there now. Did he say anything to you? Did he "appear" suicidal?
- Adriana La Cerva: No.
- Tony Soprano: Are you sure? Because his mom said he's very upset over something.
- Adriana La Cerva: [Remains silent]
- Tony Soprano: Anyway, I'm on my way up there now and I'm going to send Sil by to pick you up then ok?
- Adriana La Cerva: Jesus Christ.
- Tony Soprano: You know he's been drinking so he's probably fighting that heroin urge again, anyway Sil's on his way.
- Adriana La Cerva: Ok.
- Silvio Dante: I'd stop to eat but I don't want to get to the hospital after Tony.
- Adriana La Cerva: Not hungry.
- Silvio Dante: They'll keep him a few days, maybe, observation, do some tests, who knows? He's a strong kid, Chrissy, tough, and very resilient.
- Rusty Millio: You can't stayed holed up in here, it's not healthy Carmine.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: How'd it get to this? Retaliation, counter attacks.
- Rusty Millio: We back down, broke it down, what kind of a message does that send?
- Eddie Pietro: Not just to Johnny's people either.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: Billy Leotardo what the hell was that?
- Eddie Pietro: This Blundetto asshole went "off the reservation."
- Rusty Millio: With all due respect Carmine that's why you need to get out there. Put your ear to the street, let the guys see you take the reigns.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: That's not how I want to handle it.
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Referring to Tony] Fuck this piece of shit. You hear me? I'm done. Put my life on the line. My fuckin' life!
- Adriana La Cerva: Baby, I hate seeing you like this.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck family, fuck loyalty. You cost them a dime; you're fuckin' done. I gave that fuck pieces of my soul, Adriana. You know what he said to me? He said I should have a fuckin' drink.
- Adriana La Cerva: When?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Up there, when we were at Uncle Pat's farm.
- Adriana La Cerva: Well, you don't need to listen to him, isn't that why you have a sponsor?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Him and Tony B, breaking my balls. Teasing me like when I was little. I mean what kind of fucked up undermining shit to tell someone who's got the disease? You know I could take that fat fuck out in a second. BANG! His kids wouldn't even give a fuck.
- Adriana La Cerva: Don't talk like that. You're a better man than he is. You're a better person.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck all this shit with Paulie and all. You know what hurts me the worst? Right to my heart. Him and our ass wipe cousin. That two faced cock sucker. He could get all of us killed with New York and him, Tony has to think about what to do with him now. After all this shit. Me? He don't need to fuckin' think. Well maybe I need to think? Ever thought of that? You fat fuckin' scumbag!
- Christopher Moltisanti: [Talking privately, referring to their cousin Tony B] What's up? You hear from Tony?
- Tony Soprano: I just talked to Kelvin, Calvin, whatever the fuck his name is. That redneck from North Carolina. He got a call from the Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco. Some fuckin' bodegas in Newark been selling cigarettes without the tax stamps on them.
- Christopher Moltisanti: Stupid spics, they were suppose to stamp it themselves.
- Tony Soprano: The Feds are all over it. I don't have enough on my fuckin' mind?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Any idea on how you're going to handle it?
- Tony Soprano: Handle what?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Our cousin. You know Phil and John?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know. I got to think about it. From now on Paulie supervises the entire cigarette run. You split everything down the middle with him.
- Christopher Moltisanti: What?
- Tony Soprano: You fuckin' heard me.
- Christopher Moltisanti: I got a fuckin' wedding to pay for.
- Tony Soprano: [Sarcastically] Well, if I were you I'd cut out the open bar.
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [after showing her surveillance footage filmed from outside her club, asking to explain what she was doing] so?
- Adriana La Cerva: I was throwing the garbage out, so what? Isn't that illegal anyway? To film people without telling them?
- Agent Dwight Harris: and the reason you didn't just leave the garbage in the dumpster?
- Adriana La Cerva: there were bills and stuff: our account numbers were on it
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [shows her a photo of a dead body] friend of yours?
- Adriana La Cerva: [startled by the photo] oh, Jesus Christ
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: his name was Gilbert Nieves, there were partial traces of an infrared stamp on his hand from the Crazy Horse
- Adriana La Cerva: I don't know him
- Agent Dwight Harris: but you told the Long Brach Police he was at the Crazy Horse that night
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: let me ask you a question Ms. La Cerva? Do you really think we have you in here because we don't know what's in that garbage bag?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [sternly] he was stabbed in the club: you tried to dispose the evidence
- Adriana La Cerva: I didn't do nothing
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: Ms. La Cerva, I suggest in the strongest possible terms that you start telling us what you know
- Silvio Dante: Don't me wrong, I always liked your cousin: whacking Philly's brother was a major pook in the ass
- Tony Soprano: you know my cousin almost cried when I put him in charge of the casino? All I did for that blue eyed prick... he completely fucks me over! I gotta get down on my knees to Johnny Sack
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher when he enters the room] where the fuck you been? Your late
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you're gonna get fuckin cute now?
- Christopher Moltisanti: anything on Tony B?
- Silvio Dante: Nah, his still on a milk carton
- Christopher Moltisanti: [when Andriana enters the room] there she is, my smelly valentine
- Adriana La Cerva: Christopher, that's not funny
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher when Adriana serves him alcohol] the fuck you doing?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I can handle a cocktail once in a while, right?
- Adriana La Cerva: [to Tony and Sil] you guys ok, need anything else?
- Tony Soprano: You still feeling sick, Hun?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [jokingly] Please, they've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon
- Silvio Dante: [to Adriana] Maybe you should be a vegan?
- Adriana La Cerva: Doctor says I gotta relax
- Christopher Moltisanti: From what? She's got the world at her feet: she walks around like impending doom
- Tony Soprano: [to Sil and Christopher] Come on, we gotta go
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [after knocking on the door and entering Cubitoso's office, referring to Adriana and convincing Christopher into cooperating with them] There's no way she'll wear a wire, but she thinks she might be able to get Moltisanti to "flip"
- Agent Dwight Harris: Why now?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Problems with Tony: Christopher hates him "apparently"
- Agent Dwight Harris: That's confirmed by wiretaps and CI-12 mentioned it too. Something to do with... Tony Blundetto, the cousin
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: What would Moltisanti want?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: I'm not sure: his got some "interesting" screenwriting
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: [jokingly] I'll put in a call to Sam Goldwyn
- Agent Dwight Harris: You "promise" her anything?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: No "guarantees" but depending what his offering, maybe immunity and relocation for the two of them?
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: [after looking at his watch and think it over] She's got to understand that if she won't wear a wire, we can't offer her protection or keep her surveilled
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: I explained all that
- Bureau Chief Frank Cubitoso: Tell her she's got until 9am Monday to bring him in or we turn her over to Long Branch PD
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: You looking for me?
- Walter: [showing her footage of the surveillance camera they installed aimed at the parking lot of Adriana's club] Yeah, the Crazy Horse, that's you right?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Yeah, you got something?
- Walter: Yeah, the pole camera three days ago: she locks up the club for the night, she's throwing away the garbage
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Yeah?
- Walter: Then she changes her mind
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Interesting
- Jimmy Petrille: [over the phone, referring to the feud between Johnny Sack and Little Carmine which Johnny Sack won] the "tennis match" with those guys: my guy won
- Tony Soprano: oh, yeah?
- Jimmy Petrille: [referring to Little Carmine] the other one, the son, he "dropped out"
- Tony Soprano: what, he got hurt?
- Jimmy Petrille: nothing like that, it's settled, that's all
- Tony Soprano: [before hanging up the phone] alright
- Tony Soprano: You know I had a dream that I moved back in here
- Tony Soprano: [when she doesn't respond, referring to his infidelities] just for the record, I realize what I did was wrong, my..."activities", while I lived here
- Carmela Soprano: knowing you were wrong isn't the half of it
- Tony Soprano: [amused] oh, really, what's the other half?
- Carmela Soprano: well, supposed something did happen, theoretically where we did get back together, any marriage needs fidelity
- Tony Soprano: like Popeye says "I am what I am"
- Carmela Soprano: well, I didn't marry a cartoon character
- Tony Soprano: well, it wouldn't be a cartoon: you had your own indiscretions yourself. That thing with Furio?
- Carmela Soprano: [adamantly] I did not sleep with him
- Tony Soprano: I'm just saying we're all human, that's all
- Carmela Soprano: you know the truth is, I got myself where I am but your open indiscretions, your total disregard...
- Tony Soprano: [interrupts her] your right, it was horrible
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to when Tony's former mistress Irina called Carmela to tell her Tony also also slept with her cousin Svetlana] I have a knot in my stomach every time the phone rings
- Tony Soprano: like you were saying "theoretically" if we do reconcile, that "stuff" will never happen again
- Tony Soprano: So, the other day, what you said, I processed it. You know, your feelings, it really hit home with me finally
- Carmela Soprano: You know with you out of the house, I had a chance to do a lot of thinking. I mean, it's partly my fault, but I need something else in my life. With Meadow getting engaged, AJ...
- Tony Soprano: You want another kid?
- Carmela Soprano: No, turns out there is a lot for sale on Crestview: a little over an acre, I was thinking I could build a spec house and take my dad in as a partner. I mean my allowance is what it is but...
- Tony Soprano: How much is the lot?
- Carmela Soprano: Six hundred thousand. Anyway, he would oversee the construction
- Tony Soprano: Well, I'll call Ginsberg and have him free up a down payment
- Carmela Soprano: And then?
- Tony Soprano: I'll move back in
- Carmela Soprano: Supposing that happened, what about the other issues that were on the table?
- Tony Soprano: [referring to his infidelity] I swear to you on our children that my midlife crisis problems will no longer intrude on you anymore