- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [to Tony, while showing him his new Maserati, implying Phil tries to save every penny] Phil treats nickels like manhole covers.
- Tony Blundetto: [to Tony, after handing him his share of the money from the airbag scheme] To think, when I got out of the joint, I thought an "airbag" was Paulie Walnuts.
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I brought you some Danish and coffee
- Junior Soprano: [referring to his cancer treatment] fuckin medication, I can't think, I can't stay awake
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: it don't have that side effect, it'd help your outlook if you take it consistently like you're supposed to. You know who I saw at the bakery?
- Junior Soprano: how the fuck could I know?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Rosalie Aprile, she says their having a surprise party for Carmela's father next week: his gonna be seventy-five, you get an invite?
- Junior Soprano: no but we go way back to when Moses wore short pants, I better call Hugh, tell him not to expect me
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [reminding him] it's a surprise party
- Junior Soprano: [irritated] what are we, children?
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Hugh's accident] How's your father?
- Carmela Soprano: much better: He'll be fine for the party, thank God
- Tony Soprano: That's good, what party?
- Carmela Soprano: Seventy fifth birthday, the surprise party we talked about last summer?
- Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah, that's coming up?
- Carmela Soprano: Yeah, next Saturday but actually, that's why I wanted to come by, I think it maybe it would be best... easier anyway for both of us if I went at it alone and not have you there?
- Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah
- Carmela Soprano: You know my father would love to have you there, you know? His crazy about your sausages and all the rest of it but I thought that's why it would put "us" and people in a "uncomfortable" situation?
- Tony Soprano: I decided when I woke up that I wasn't coming
- Carmela Soprano: Really? I'm so glad you understand: it was hard for me to come to this decision let alone tell you
- Tony Soprano: [while taking money out] I'd like to contribute anyway
- Carmela Soprano: No, mom and I are taking care of it
- Tony Soprano: For Hugh's seventy fifth? I insist
- Carmela Soprano: You know, I'd rather see you go back to your therapist
- Tony Soprano: [angrily] I'd like to see you go see a therapist and I'm not the only one
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, really? Well, you can tell them all that I can't afford it
- Tony Soprano: Well, it's really not your "business" anymore whether I go or what
- Angie Bonpensiero: [over the phone] we did all the repairs you said on Phil's car: he came over today and now he found a dent in the rear, the seat there's a problem with that
- Tony Soprano: seat?
- Angie Bonpensiero: I didn't wanna get into these "extras" without checking with you
- Angie Bonpensiero: you wanna run a body shop? You run a bodyshop. You say you claim a "piece" of the garage, so you wanna be a woman in business, then do what the situation calls for
- Angie Bonpensiero: I just wanna put my kids through college
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her husband supposedly leaving her and entering the witness protection program] that's a good thing. You know, some women left alone like that would've given up
- Angie Bonpensiero: before I outlay for these costs, I need to know...
- Tony Soprano: [interrupts her, before hanging up] I'm not there, what'd I know? It's your call
- Tony Blundetto: [after entering the back office inside the Bada Bing strip club and hands Tony an envelope full of money, jokingly] To think, when I got out of the joint, I thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts
- Tony Soprano: How we do this week?
- Tony Blundetto: Good, the Acura dealer took twenty units. Carlo gave me the ok to make some personnel changes at the warehouse
- Tony Soprano: It's your call
- Tony Blundetto: I don't know, the airbag thing, it earns good, it's not hard work, Christ knows but...
- Tony Soprano: But what?
- Tony Blundetto: I think I could be a lot more service to you in other areas and getting straightened out wouldn't hurt either
- Tony Soprano: Just eat what's on your plate right now. I mean, Christ, what's it been? A month?
- Tony Blundetto: I'm a team player cousin: Charlie Hustle. If that's what you want, I'll do it
- Tony Soprano: Look, if you need some money...
- Tony Blundetto: [interrupts him] Get the fuck outta here
- Tony Soprano: Let's go get a drink
- Tony Blundetto: What should I get Hugh DeAngelis for his birthday? I was thinking cigars but then I figured you were probably gonna bring some
- Tony Soprano: Well, actually, I decided not to go
- Rusty Millio: Angelo here spoke very highly of you and how you handled yourself in Pennsylvania, that's why I wanted to meet you
- Angelo Garepe: [Referring to the slang term used to describe two people closely associated as to be indistinguishable] We were like "Frick and Frack" in the can
- Tony Blundetto: Angelo's my buddy
- Rusty Millio: So how your reentry going? Doing ok?
- Tony Blundetto: Yeah, Tony's been good with me
- Rusty Millio: I always liked your cousin
- Angelo Garepe: His a real gentlemen
- Rusty Millio: Angelo's looking out for you too
- Angelo Garepe: I told Rusty you might need a little "earn"
- Tony Blundetto: Well, yeah I could use a little cash injection, maybe a little push up the pyramid, you know "time served"
- Angelo Garepe: We need something done
- Rusty Millio: A nice little payday for you and an opportunity to hone that rep you left behind
- Tony Blundetto: And this involves?
- Angelo Garepe: Somebody needs to go
- Tony Blundetto: Anyone I know?
- Angelo Garepe: New York guy, not Jersey
- Tony Blundetto: Who's he with?
- Rusty Millio: "Friend of a friend, not a "friend of ours".
- Angelo Garepe: Friend of Johnny's
- Tony Blundetto: You guys got to settle that shit
- Rusty Millio: [Also telling Tony her nickname] It's Lorraine Calluzzo: "Rainie" Calluzzo
- Angelo Garepe: Little Carmine went to school with her. They go back that far
- Rusty Millio: Kill a woman? Come on
- Tony Blundetto: I can't sign on right now. I want to give my cousin the benefit of the doubt. He doesn't want us involved in this problem here anyway
- Rusty Millio: Why don't you think about it for a bit?
- Tony Blundetto: I don't know. I don't think so, but thanks guys
- Carmela Soprano: so, dad, how does dinner at Vesuvio sound for your birthday next week?
- Mary DeAngelis: just us, we'll come here first for presents and then we'll go over there
- Hugh DeAngelis: [smiles] sure, sure, that sounds fine
- Carmela Soprano: did "somebody" tell you "something"?
- Hugh DeAngelis: I know all about it: you can save the cloak-and-dagger
- Mary DeAngelis: [assuming he spoiled the surprise] AJ?
- A.J. Soprano: huh, what?
- Hugh DeAngelis: Junior Soprano told me all about it
- Carmela Soprano: that miserable fucking man
- Mary DeAngelis: ugh
- Carmela Soprano: you don't know the half of it
- Hugh DeAngelis: relax, I'm fine with knowing. In my age, it's a "surprise" to be able to get out of bed every morning. So, who's coming to the shindig?
- Carmela Soprano: God damn him!
- Mary DeAngelis: all of us: your brother Lester, Dr. Fegoli
- Hugh DeAngelis: Russ Fegoli? His in town?
- Mary DeAngelis: he retired from the Foreign Service
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to Mary apologizing to the Fegolis' for Tony's behavior during Hugh De Angelis' 75th birthday party] your sorry, for what?
- Carmela Soprano: [when Mary tries to walk away] no, I wanna hear
- Mary DeAngelis: oh, please, the off-color jokes, the sausage twirling...
- Carmela Soprano: Tony?
- Mary DeAngelis: these are "cultured Italians", Russ is a successful diplomat, this was a shock for them
- Carmela Soprano: his such a diplomat, he insults his host? You heard what he said to Tony, he is a pompous man: he always was
- Mary DeAngelis: let's talk about this another time
- Carmela Soprano: [referring Tony and Carmel's separation] that's why you didn't want Tony here. It had nothing to do with the "marital situation". All along, it was so your "cultured Italian" friends, who were born and raised on Arthur Avenue, I might add, wouldn't meet your "Gavone" son in law
- Mary DeAngelis: he made all of us look like "Gavones"
- Carmela Soprano: whatever we are, I am proud of it, unlike you obviously
- Mary DeAngelis: I have always been proud of my heritage
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to their surname] oh, bullshit, I remember you and aunt Rose telling me you two were relieved that "DeAngelis" didn't end in a vowel
- Mary DeAngelis: I never said that
- Carmela Soprano: [referring to when she was born] and when Meadow came out, you said "Oh my God, she's so dark"
- Mary DeAngelis: your drunk, I'm going home
- Carmela Soprano: there are Italians all around with their closet self-loathing, I just never wanted to believe my mother would be one of them... and what the fuck are you crying about? Your secret is out