The Sopranos (TV Series)

Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood (2001)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• Tony Soprano : [during lunch, after noticing Patsy isn't eating]  not hungry? Have some bragiole

  Patsy Parisi : no, thanks, I got no appetite: today would've "our" birthday

  Tony Soprano : [eventually realize who Patsy is referring to]  "our" birthday? Oh, yeah..."Spoons"

  Gigi Cestone : [to Patsy]  hey, happy birthday: how old are you?

  Patsy Parisi : fifty-one

  Christopher Moltisanti : who was born first? You or "Spoons?"

  Patsy Parisi : Philip was my kid brother... by eleven minutes

  Tony Soprano : hey, it was a fuckin tragedy. What're you gonna do?

  Gigi Cestone : it's the life we chose, am I right Pat?

  Patsy Parisi : my brother was never a "heavy" guy with anybody. I mean he was a sweet gentle man

  Furio Giunta : [before Patsy nods]  your brother was your twin brother?

  Tony Soprano : Philly, "friends" like us, called him "Spoons." Somebody "whacked" the kid couple months before you came home

  Furio Giunta : so, your identical twins... or the other "kind?"

  Patsy Parisi : identical

  Tony Soprano : [before passing salad to him]  have something to eat

  Patsy Parisi : there's a twin "bond", unless you "experienced it", you can't "understand it"

  Tony Soprano : [to Patsy]  you're ok with onions, right?

  Patsy Parisi : it might sound fuckin crazy to you?

  Christopher Moltisanti : hey, nothing sounds "crazy" anymore the older I get

  Gigi Cestone : well, it's over, right?

  Christopher Moltisanti : don't it happen, that identical twins a lot of times, they'll die within a couple days of each other?

  Patsy Parisi : [before everybody chastises him for talking about not wanting to live]  that would've been ok with me, believe me... I miss him so much

  Tony Soprano : [before everybody raises their drinks to toast his birthday]  yeah, well that's natural but you're with us now so why don't you leave the morbid shit back to Junior's crew and have a happy birthday?

• Silvio Dante : the fuck you doin? Lunch is ready

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm gonna watch my hands

  Silvio Dante : you just watched your hands

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : and then I tied my shoes

  Silvio Dante : so what?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I can't stand touching fuckin shoelaces: you ever go and tie your shoes, and notice the end of your laces are wet? For what? Why would they be wet?

  Silvio Dante : I got no fuckin idea

  Hesh Rabkin : you ever go to public bathrooms? And stand at the urials...

  Hesh Rabkin : [interrupts him, irritated, not wanting to hear and talk about un-sanitized bathrooms while they eat]  oh come on, will ya?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Hesh, referring to Silvio]  his asking, I'm telling him and frankly, it's important. Even if the laces are dry and even if you don't touch the body of the shoe, bacteria and viruses migrate from the sole up

  Christopher Moltisanti : you see this on TV?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I gotta watch TV to figure out the world? Your average shithouse is a sewer. You look at lady's johns', you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets: there's exceptions, but in men's? Piss all over the fuckin floor, urials jammed with cigarettes and mothball cakes, it does nothin to kill germs: even if you keep your shoes tied and you're not dragging your laces through urine...

  Silvio Dante : [interrupts him, annoyed]  shut the fuck up