- Phil Leotardo: [after Johnny Sack bursts into tears after being arrested by the FBI in front of everyone] I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man just fucking plummeted.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Give him a break, will ya? It's an emotional day.
- Phil Leotardo: To cry like a woman? It's a fucking disgrace!
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It's fucking coach turned into a pumpkin.
- Phil Leotardo: Even Cinderella didn't cry!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Look, when it comes to daughters, all bets are off. I've seen tougher guys than John cry at weddings.
- Phil Leotardo: OK, but let me ask you this: if they can make him cry, and if he's that weak, what the fuck else can they make him do?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I gotta agree with Phil, Tone.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [angrily] Oh you do, do ya?
- Wedding Guest: Terrible out there, huh?
- Phil Leotardo: He's an emotional man. LOVES his daughter.
- Linda Vaughn: The defendant's request for temporary release from federal custody to attend his daughter's wedding is ludicrous. Mr. Sacrimoni is a known member of organized crime at the helm of a vast criminal conspiracy
- Ron Perse: I notice your wearing a wedding ring Ms. Vaughn, was your father at your wedding?
- Linda Vaughn: My father wasn't awaiting trial on forty-seven RICO predicates including murder
- Judge Holzer: Mr. Sacrimoni, your application is granted on the following conditions: you'll be released for six hours for the church service and the partying thereafter. During the entirety of the six hours you will be escorted by U.S. Marshals, the cost of their presence, transportation, and the cost of metal detection screening equipment is to be borne by you at your own expense. You will consume no alcohol or other intoxicating substances, do you understand and agree to these conditions?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I do your Honor, and thank you
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [During Allegra's wedding reception] obviously I couldn't visit you in the hospital, when I heard what happened I was devastated
- Tony Soprano: [Eventually asking how much Allegra's wedding's cost] that's life huh? Seriously what's the damages here? What am I in for with Meadow?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Not counting the honeymoon? Four twenty-five
- Tony Soprano: So adjusted for inflation I'm looking at "half a rock"
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: It's all for it, what we put in? The grind? For things like this? Listen I heard Phil came to see you?
- Tony Soprano: [Noticing the US Marshall's escorting John are standing nearby, realizing they need to go somewhere else to talk] let's go say hello to your dad
- Tony Soprano: [after greeting John's father and sitting down at their table] I'm going to say a few things and these pricks are watching, I'm going to make it look like I'm talking to your dad and them
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to the hit on Rusty] What you asked me to do, with the little guy, I can't do it
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: This fuckin prick, his disruptive. He doesn't have the balls to step up himself
- Tony Soprano: So just keep him away from Phil
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: His a "cancer", I can't let it spread
- Tony Soprano: Well, your going to have to use one of your own "doctors"
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Oh I'd love to, believe me. But my position isn't completely solidified. When Carmine died, Rusty could've been boss, he should've been but he didn't want the responsibility
- Tony Soprano: Like I advised you, say no more, it's too fuckin late now anyway
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I need your help Tony, some of these guys, my captains. If they find out I'm behind the move against them it'd make things worse. I can't take that risk while I'm in jail
- Tony Soprano: So I'm supposed to put myself at risk? Share the same fuckin jail cell as you? Forget it John
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: It's Allegra's wedding, the way things are, I don't know if I'll be around for Catherine's
- Tony Soprano: Look I know your going through a rough time right now alright?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Then do me this favor
- Tony Soprano: OK I'll take care of it
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I won't forget it
- Tony Soprano: Well, here I am: back
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Yup
- Tony Soprano: So, let me ask you right off, is there any chance for a mercy fuck?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [Remains silent]
- Tony Soprano: I'm just kidding
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: How are you feeling?
- Tony Soprano: You went to medical school, a gunshot wound is everything they told you it was
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And emotionally?
- Tony Soprano: I'm happy to be alive
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Have you spoken to your uncle since it happened?
- Tony Soprano: No, and I won't. I finally get to sleep on my own bed tonight. I got a hospital bed in the house for the last month and a half ago
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Is sleeping difficult?
- Tony Soprano: [Shakes his head] Tylenol helps
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What about dreams? Night terrors? Anything like that?
- Tony Soprano: Gloom is your business and business is good
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You were shot, Anthony by a member of your family
- Tony Soprano: I know
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And unless I know absolutely nothing about what I'm doing, I think you and I have a lot to talk about. Are you familiar with the term Post Traumatic Stress?
- Tony Soprano: I get it ok? My uncle tried to kill me, for the second time. Three strikes and I'm out right? And who knows, maybe I am suppressing things but right now I feel each day is a gift, I told my sister that and that's how it's going to stay
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Just pick up where we left off before this all happened
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: AJ
- Tony Soprano: Believe it or not things got worse with that kid, flunked out of college. He waited until I was in a coma
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Didn't you leave Seaton Hall after a semester and a half?
- Tony Soprano: Alright fine why can't he copy some of the good things about me?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Does he have a job?
- Tony Soprano: Blockbuster: the first stop of the shit bird express
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: In some ways this shooting may have provided him an opportunity to learn from your mistakes
- Tony Soprano: My mistakes? I got caught up in domestic violence, you think it can't happen to you but it does
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: But I was referring to the bigger picture. The ready access to guns, the use of violence to solve disputes because of the nature of your work, your uncle's work
- Tony Soprano: I told you I didn't want to talk about my uncle
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Fine, but for now is it safe to say there are worse ways to earn money than by stocking shelves at Blockbuster?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, there are
- Judge Whitney Runions: the government's own neuropsychologist clearly finds evidence of dementia
- Prosecutor Castleman: evidence "consistent" with dementia
- Judge Whitney Runions: nonetheless, I'm going to "recommend" he be sent to a prison psychiatric facility for further evaluation
- Zev Charney: he'll only be "warehoused" in a public facility. Your Honor, we ask that Mr. Soprano be sent to a private "locked" facility
- Prosecutor Castleman: [sarcastically] why not a resort in Antigua?
- Zev Charney: you want his mental state improved, so you can put him on trial? Just let him go to a place where he can get better
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [angrily to Allegra, referring to the seating arrangement for her wedding while they visit him in prison] you got Uncle Angelo at table nineteen?
- Allegra Sacrimoni: What? His with Aunt Connie
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: And when he sees Aunt Loraine and the Haitian boyfriend sitting next to them?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [angrily to Ginny] I thought you were on top of this?
- Ginny Sacrimoni: There's four hundred people John, I've had "other things" on my mind
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [raises his voice] And I'm idling away the hours?
- Catherine Sacrimoni: [going over her guest list] Who's not taking to who: this one can't see to that one
- Eric DeBenedetto: [hugs her] It's ok honey, take it easy
- Catherine Sacrimoni: You're the one who wanted a big wedding
- Ginny Sacrimoni: [chastising her] Catherine, your sister has enough to deal with without the commentary
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I'm sorry, I blew my stack, ok? We're gonna get through this as a family, dignified, proud, despite all the persecution, and roadblocks and when I say family, that includes you too Eric
- Eric DeBenedetto: Thank you, John
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Thank you who?
- Eric DeBenedetto: Thank you... dad
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [to Allegra] You, I want you to relax, make sure you eat
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [to Ginny] You too
- Ginny Sacrimoni: Me? No, thank you, I am eight pounds away from my goal, I fitting into that dress if it kills me
- Catherine Sacrimoni: [irritated] Jesus, can we talk about anything in this family, besides food?
- Carmela Soprano: [while counting money at their kitchen table] Allegra Sacrimoni, getting married: were we not just at her christening?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [jokingly] 1980, fifty-pound bundle of joy
- Carmela Soprano: She'll be a beautiful bride Tony
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [before gesturing to Meadow] All brides are beautiful, wait until this one gets married
- Carmela Soprano: [to Tony] How much are we giving? So, I can write it down
- Meadow Soprano: You keep tabs on gifts? How sentimental
- Carmela Soprano: That's how it's done Meadow
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: So, we can know if they "stiff" us when your big day comes
- Carmela Soprano: Exactly
- Meadow Soprano: What is this pressure?
- Carmela Soprano: I know you'd to think it's me pressuring you but the reality is it's your father that keeps this going
- Meadow Soprano: Please, like you're aren't desperate to have a grandchild
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Any thoughts on when you and Finn are tying the knot?
- Meadow Soprano: This discussion is over
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Look, sweetie, it's just what I've been through, it changes the way you think and holding my grandkids, your kids in my lap, all of a sudden, it's very important to me
- Deputy Featham: Mr. Sacramoni, I'm Deputy Featham, US Marshals Service, this is my partner Deputy Mayweather. We're here to escort you to the wedding today
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [nods] Gentlemen
- Deputy Featham: [after entering the holding cell] The order by the court, your release is at our discretion. So, based on your behavior and any mitigating factors, we can elect to bring you back early
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [while looking at the dress shoe his lawyer brought, to Ron] Patten leather?
- Ron Perse: It's tuxedo
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [to Ron, irritated] Have you read an issue of GQ in the past three or four years?
- Junior Soprano: [while helping him into his room in a mental health facility, after looking out the window] Not bad: there's a tree outside
- Junior Soprano: Don't bullshit me
- Prosecutor Castleman: So, I'll check in with you at the end of the week, you're gonna get the help you need here so you can aid in your own defense
- Junior Soprano: But I didn't shoot anybody
- Prosecutor Castleman: Look, I don't know you that well, but you have to...
- Junior Soprano: [interrupts him, referring to Tony] He's my nephew, God damn it why would I shoot him? Why? The gun was on the fritz
- Junior Soprano: [grabs him by his suit jacket, pleading] I wanna go home
- Prosecutor Castleman: You know that's not possible
- Junior Soprano: [gets down on his knees] If I did it, the fuckin gun malfunctioned, it was old ok? I should've cleaned it
- Prosecutor Castleman: Try to get some sleep: you'll feel better in the morning
- Phil Leotardo: [talking privately, referring to visiting John in prison] I was up by John's, he sends his regards: he'd like you to do him a favor though
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [irritated] What now?
- Phil Leotardo: Our friend there, the mayor of Munchkin-land, John wants him gone
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [surprised] Jesus, Rusty?
- Phil Leotardo: John's worried he might find another puppet like Carmine, will try to run the family through him
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [speaking in a metaphor, implying their crime family has more assassins than the Sopranos] So, why me hit him? You guys got more "buttons" than my grandmother's corset
- Phil Leotardo: John wants this to point away from the family
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [after thinking it over] You know what? Tell him no, time and again, I've done his bidding, time to set some limits
- Phil Leotardo: [surprised] Really?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah, really
- Phil Leotardo: [before walking away] Be well
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [talking privately, during Allegra Sacrimoni's wedding reception, referring to the hit on Rusty] here's out it works, I'm thinking bring somebody over from Naples
- Christopher Moltisanti: what?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: completely insulate ourselves, they do Rusty, their back on the plane over the Atlantic two hours later
- Christopher Moltisanti: I don't know. If you ask me, "farming" it out is a pussy ass maneuver
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [surprised] excuse me?
- Christopher Moltisanti: if we're gonna do it, we should do it ourselves: maintain control. Better yet, tell New York to fuckin handle it already
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: John just asked me "specifically"
- Christopher Moltisanti: it's like the movie then?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: what movie?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the first Godfather] one, that you can't refuse a man's request on his daughter's wedding day
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [confused] it's the other way around, I should be asking him for something he can't refuse
- Christopher Moltisanti: so, did you?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: no
- Christopher Moltisanti: you should ask not to do this
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [irritated] I already fuckin agreed. Look, we wanna keep him placated right? The shit with Phil and his little brother, that perpetual "hard on" his still got with us
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm just saying I don't think it's a good idea
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [referring to when security conducted a search on him at John Sacrimoni's daughter's wedding] The point is they made me take off my shoes. I nearly passed out in front of everybody trying to bend over
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: That's not good
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: People misinterpret. When they think your weak, they see an opportunity. They're my friends a lot of them but their also fuckin jackals
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Alpha male
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's subtle but since I've been back, I've been noticing certain "looks", people questioning my judgement when they never did before
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [referring to the idiom] When the Cat's Away, the Mice Will Play, bad habits set in
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: In the perfect world, let them think whatever the fuck they want
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [referring to the aphorism] Act as if
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: [when Tony looks confused] As if you're not feeling vulnerable, as if you're the same old Anthony, strong and decisive. People only see what you "allow" them to see
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah, I've been thinking the same thing, thanks for the advice
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Glad to be of service