The Sopranos (TV Series)

Second Opinion (2001)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : [on the golf course, giving Dr. Kennedy a golf club as a gift]  For you. Titanium. I use one! Added ten yards to my drives!

  Dr. John Kennedy : Thanks, but I really can't accept it.

  Tony Soprano : For everything you've done for my uncle. Anyway, what am I gonna do with it? I already got one, and Mr. Williams here

  [motioning to Furio] 

  Tony Soprano : , he don't play. Right?

  Furio Giunta : Stupid-a-fucking game!

• Tony Soprano : [after seeing Junior spilled a nutrition drink from a blender onto himself and the kitchen counter]  what the hell you doing?

  Junior Soprano : Those marshals see you coming in here? Because I need be remanded to a jailhouse right now like I need a taste of crabs

  Tony Soprano : There's no car out there today and I came up through the cellar like always. Where the fuck is Bacala'? His suppose to be doing this shit for you

  Junior Soprano : I sent him to the drug store for some more Pepto

  Tony Soprano : You're getting better, that's the important thing. You look better too.

  Junior Soprano : If you're going to lie to me, tell me there's a broad waiting in the car that's going to tongue my balls.

  Tony Soprano : Hey, if you want that, it's a phone call away.

  Tony Soprano : [after looking at the mess on the counter]  still want this?

  Junior Soprano : I've got to get nutrition somehow. Kennedy says only eat what I can sip through a straw

  Junior Soprano : [after Tony brings over a glass of the nutrition drink and sits next to him]  what's going on with you and Ralphie Cifaretto? Bacala said there's bad blood now?

  Tony Soprano : What? You don't got enough on your plate? You need a new blender? Worry about your own problems. When did they say you can eat real food?

  Junior Soprano : Who knows? Kennedy's putting me under the knife again

  Tony Soprano : [Confused]  back up. More surgery? Don't you think you should talk to somebody else? Get a second opinion?

  Junior Soprano : Chemo? Forget it, with Kennedy its "cut, zip, over and out". He has the hands of an angel, and don't forget his name

  Tony Soprano : What? I'm supposed to be impressed because the name is "John Kennedy"? All the micks named their kids that after the guy got killed

  Junior Soprano : I loved that man, his older than me and now look

  Junior Soprano : [to Bobby after returns]  you were gone a long time, how many White Castles did you have?

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I didn't, I swear

  Junior Soprano : I can smell them

  Tony Soprano : Let me call Cusamano, he knows doctors in the city it can't hurt to make a call

  Junior Soprano : People come from the city to see Kennedy

  Tony Soprano : Good, then we won't be fighting traffic. Come on uncle Jun you know I'm right

  Junior Soprano : [Eventually referring to Bobby didn't ask any productive questions at the last doctor's visit]  alright you set it up,you come with me to listen and ask questions

  Tony Soprano : [Before leaving and giving Junior a kiss on the head]  good, good, I'll let you know alright?

  Junior Soprano : My nephew thinks I need a "second opinion." he doesn't like it that I'm going back under the knife

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Maybe there's something to that?

• Dr. John Kennedy : [Chuckles, accepting Tony's gift]  well I guess I could use some extra distance

  Tony Soprano : Who couldn't?

  Tony Soprano : [Starts walking closer to him with Furio to intimidate him]  you know my uncle, his not doing so well. His got a bad reaction to that Chemo

  Dr. John Kennedy : That happens all the time, there's nothing I can really do

  Furio Giunta : You know there are worst things that can happen to a person than cancer

  Tony Soprano : [Continues walking closer to him until Kennedy's right foot steps into the pond]  my uncle thinks his going to die. His convinced of it. You know how old people are with their superstitions. He thinks it's because he went against you

  Dr. John Kennedy : I'm just a surgeon that's all

  Tony Soprano : Show that man the respect he deserves: answer his phone calls

  Dr. John Kennedy : [Takes out a digital recorder to record a message for his secretary, before Tony slaps the recorder out of his hand and into the pond]  "Cheryl, make sure Mr. Soprano is scheduled for..."

  Tony Soprano : [Before driving off in a golf cart]  just remember it

• Carmela Soprano : I think you should pay him, Tony

  Tony Soprano : No fucking way!

  Carmela Soprano : What, your daughter's future isn't worth 50,000 dollars?

  Tony Soprano : [refusing to donate money to Meadow's university]  That's not it. That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down

  Carmela Soprano : No, he's not

  Tony Soprano : Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?

• Tony Soprano : [referring to Paulie]  Big deal, he pat you down

  Christopher Moltisanti : Pat me down I can do standing on my head, it's every fuckin thing else. He came into my apartment in the middle of the night and embarrassed the shit out of me in front of Adriana

  Tony Soprano : [raises his pinky finger to imply Christopher has a small penis]  Yeah, I heard he strip searched you?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm not fuckin kidding, he's a sick fuck, he was sniffing her fuckin panties

  Tony Soprano : What?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You heard me

  Tony Soprano : Look, I don't deny Paulie could be a little... quirky, he always has but you're moving up very fast, why do you think that is?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Are you gonna say it's because I'm you fuckin nephew?

  Tony Soprano : [nods]  Then be a big boy and suck it up

• Carmela Soprano : [when he arrives late for dinner]  you could've called, now everything's cold

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly]  well... that's why they invented microwaves: for inconsiderate husbands

  Carmela Soprano : since we're alone, it'd be nice to have dinner together

  Tony Soprano : don't bust my chops, I got enough on my mind

  Tony Soprano : [while eating]  this is fuckin delicious, really, is this the new macaroni?

  Carmela Soprano : right

  Tony Soprano : the hell with heating it up: it's good like this

  Carmela Soprano : I'm glad something brings you joy

  Tony Soprano : you're amazing with your cooking

  Carmela Soprano : I'm having lunch with our daughter's dean tomorrow, I gather you won't be joining me?

  Tony Soprano : I told you: all he wants is our money

  Carmela Soprano : Fine, don't come

  Tony Soprano : [referring to paying the tuition]  We already "shelled out" forty grand a year to those people

  Carmela Soprano : it's well spent, she's really learning. She's out on her own and if she passes us by...

  Tony Soprano : [interrupts her]  "if"? She did that when she was fourteen

  Carmela Soprano : isn't that what you want for your kids?

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly]  no, I want them to be backwards and ignorant and sit around with their thumb up their ass and I'm gonna make sure of that by not going to lunch with some asshole who's trying to shake me down

  Carmela Soprano : fine, don't go. Guess who I ran into at the supermarket today?

  Carmela Soprano : [when he shrugs]  Angie Bonpensiero

  Tony Soprano : really? How's she doing?

  Carmela Soprano : her dog is sick

  Tony Soprano : what? That fluffy, French coco piece of shit? What's wrong with her?

  Carmela Soprano : osteoporosis: Angie needs money for an operation

  Tony Soprano : well, take it up with Pussy. If she ever finds the fat fuck, wherever the Feds put him, I'd look in Arizona, stake out all the TGI Fridays, he loves their wings: he left Angie holding the "bag" which is not right and those FBI, "family value" loving cocksuckers, how could they let him go without his wife?

  Carmela Soprano : into the program?

  Tony Soprano : [sternly]  yeah, that's right, he ratted us out: me and you. And that's where he is, and I don't want to hear about him ever again or his ungrateful cunt wife

  Carmela Soprano : [surprised he described her that way]  his what wife?

• Tony Soprano : fifty grand? You gotta be kidding me?

  Carmela Soprano : [referring to her and Dean Ross]  we talked a lot about Meadow having the best possible university experience

  Tony Soprano : yeah, those Jew pricks are holding us hostage

  Carmela Soprano : his Italian

  Tony Soprano : Jews are better fooled

  Carmela Soprano : they know from Verbum, we're big "givers"

  Tony Soprano : we gave five grand a year, that's a long way from fifty

  Carmela Soprano : this is college: New York City, five thousand is like slap in face to these people

  Tony Soprano : well, then let them say no

  Tony Soprano : [after taking money out from his pocket and tosses it to her]  here's around five grand, pay them through your household account, so you can write them a check and that's it: not a penny more

• Tony Soprano : [answering Carmela about donating money to Meadow's college]  I won't pay. I don't do much about extortion