The Sopranos (TV Series)
The Happy Wanderer (2000)
Steven Van Zandt: Silvio Dante
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Quotes
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Silvio Dante : [losing at poker as Matt Bevilaqua tries to sweep up the crumbs under his chair] What the fuck are YOU doing?
Tony Soprano : Sil, take it easy.
Silvio Dante : I'm losing my balls over heeeere! This fuckin' moron's playing Hazel? Get the fuck outta here!
Matt Bevilaqua : I was just trying to sweep the cheese away from...
Silvio Dante : Why? Why NOW? Leave it there!
Matt Bevilaqua : I don't know, I was just...
Silvio Dante : What?
[to Tony]
Silvio Dante : Where do you get these fuckin' idiots, huh? Where do you get 'em? He's sweeping the cheese, I'm trying ta...
[to Matt, shouting]
Silvio Dante : Leave the fuckin' cheese there! All right? I love fuckin' cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fuckin' cocksuckin' cheese WHERE IT IS!
[Scoops the rest of the food from his plate onto the floor]
Silvio Dante : Here, here, here! Go ahead. Have a good time!
[Sits back down to make a bet]
Silvio Dante : 800.
Dr. Ira Freid : Call.
Silvio Dante : [to Dr. Fried] And why don't you go fix a fuckin' dick or whatever the fuck it is you do.