The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Telltale Moozadell (2001)

Jason Cerbone: Jackie Aprile Jr.

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• Jackie Aprile Jr. : I need a favor

  Ralph Cifaretto : What?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I need a "piece." I mean don't "need" one but you know

  Ralph Cifaretto : Anything you want to tell me?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : No, it's just time you know

  Ralph Cifaretto : What're you looking to get?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I don't know, what'd you suggest?

  Ralph Cifaretto : [while retrieving a .38 pistol revolver from his jacket]  me? I'd like to know the mother fucker is going to work. Now a thirty eight will never jam on you plus it's small but if your looking to make a point, you might want to go with something bigger

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : No, it's not really for intimidation, just in case

  Ralph Cifaretto : Yeah I'd go with a thirty eight. You can have this one. I got another one under the bed

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : How much I owe you for it?

  Ralph Cifaretto : Get out here, your money's no good

• Jackie Aprile Jr. : [shows him a pornographic magazine]  well, right arm's still good, no?

  Matush : [while in the hospital with his left arm broken]  you think that's funny?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : sorry, tell me what happened?

  Matush : I did like you said, I stayed outside

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : you must've disrespected them or something?

  Matush : I didn't do shit

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : did you mention my name? That I sat down with Chris?

  Matush : they didn't give a shit, I don't think they like you. I gotta pee

  Matush : [referring to the bedpan]  can you give me the thing?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : [disgusted]  you should get the nurse to help you, it's what they get paid to do, maybe it'll give you a cheap thrill?

• Jackie Aprile Jr. : [while in his car, referring to resolving the dispute Matush had with Christopher dealing ecstasy inside his club]  it's all taken care of

  Matush : thanks man

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : you just can't do it in the club: have your customers meet you outside

  Matush : [confused]  outside where?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : [irritated]  near the club, use your car, of their car? Find an alley, I gotta fuckin think it all out for you?

  Matush : that's going to make things a lot harder on me

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : this all happens for good "reason" right now, "reasons" beyond anything you can possibly know

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : [when Matush doesn't respond]  in time, everything will be revealed to you... couple weeks, you'll be back inside, don't worry

  Matush : if that's the way it is, that's the way it is. I'll see you

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : [before Matush gets out of his car]  are you forgetting something?

  Matush : what?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I'm looking out for you here, I gotta eat too, right?

  Matush : yeah, sure I'll take care of you

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I'll be by every Sunday

  Matush : cool

• Jackie Aprile Jr. : What happened?

  Carlo Renzi : [Referring to Matush]  he was at the Crazy Horse, some "zip" told my man here "new management, new rules", so I asked around. I heard about a guy Moltisanti..something, some "made" guy in the Soprano family is running things down there

  Dino Zerilli : Christopher Moltisanti

  Carlo Renzi : Yeah, that's the name

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I know Chris, what was your name again?

  Matush : Matush

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Normally, I would never get involved with a stranger but if Carlo is vouching for you I'm willing to make an exception and take care of it

  Matush : Thank you

  Carlo Renzi : What'd I tell you about my man Jackie?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Do you know who my father was?

  Matush : The golfer at US open?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Chris and me associates, you got nothing to worry about. I'll call Carlo in a few days

• Jackie Aprile Jr. : [while sitting at the bar inside the Bada Bing strip club]  congrats on the club. I only have admiration for your progress since you got your "button."

  Christopher Moltisanti : Thanks

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I wanted to have a little sit-down with you about a friend of mine who was doing some business at your club

  Christopher Moltisanti : And when did you want to do this?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Now if it's ok?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Now's ok for a "chat", not a sit-down

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Ok, this friend of mine was moving some ex at the club before you took over and the other night he got thrown out on his ass

  Christopher Moltisanti : And?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I was wanted to ask you as a favor to me, let him keep a little "action" going on. You get a "piece" of whatever he does

  Christopher Moltisanti : Ex is federal territory now, they got a task force with dogs and shit. I don't want it at my club

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : It would mean a lot to me

  Christopher Moltisanti : You got a lot of balls, you hear what I said?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Yeah

  Christopher Moltisanti : What'd I say?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : No

  Christopher Moltisanti : End of chat

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Ok thanks

• Tony Soprano : so, I hear your taking Meadow out tonight?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : yeah

  Tony Soprano : where?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : a place in the city called "Shea Josephine", they have live piano music. Harry Connick Jr. used to play there before he became famous: friend of mine's brother is a bartender there

  Tony Soprano : don't you two have class tomorrow?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : she has it at two o'clock and I'm off

  Tony Soprano : how many days they give you off at Rutgers?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I got class three days a week

  Tony Soprano : listen, I think you're a good kid: you show respect at my house and you come from a good family

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : thanks

  Tony Soprano : as far as my daughter goes, you know I only want the best for her and I'm gonna be very protective over her, you can understand that right?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : of course

  Tony Soprano : so, if you want to spend time with her, I want the best from you. If you're in school, you gotta give it everything you got

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : yeah, right, I know it...

  Tony Soprano : [interrupts him]  shut up. Listen to me, I know I've been saying this to you all along but now it's "different", you understand what I'm saying to you?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I just got an A on my LIT paper

  Tony Soprano : you did?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : Edgar Allan Poe: good writer, what a fuckin nutjob

  Tony Soprano : he's the guy that did all the Vincent Price shit right?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : the guy smoked opium and married his cousin: he was from The Bronx, you believe that?

  Tony Soprano : you got an A huh?

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : I'm doing good Tone

  Tony Soprano : just keep it that way: keep your father in mind

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : [nods]  I will

  Tony Soprano : [stands up and hands him money]  have some desert on me

  Jackie Aprile Jr. : no, it's ok

  Tony Soprano : take it, just don't keep her out too late