The Sopranos (TV Series)

Toodle-Fucking-Oo (2000)

Lorraine Bracco: Dr. Jennifer Melfi

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• Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Referring to Beansie]  Richie broke a chair over his head.

  Tony Soprano : Are you shitting me?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Then he smacked Beansie's head with the coffee pot and broke his cheekbone.

  Tony Soprano : Prick, I talked to him yesterday, he's all "sweetness and lights." This "big brother" shit is getting old.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Hey, how you've been?

  Tony Soprano : Can't complain. You look good.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Where are your friends going?

  Johnny Sack : Yeah, tell them to come back and join us.

  Tony Soprano : No, they're leaving.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It's my first time here, the veal is excellent.

  Tony Soprano : What are we making? Small talk now?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Nice to see you.

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, you too.

  Silvio Dante : Not a bad ass.

  Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero : [to Tony, referring to Dr. Melfi's breasts]  She had nice "pipes" for the lips, no disrespect.

  Tony Soprano : What do I give a fuck? I hardly know her.

  Silvio Dante : [to Pussy]  You would take the tits over the lips?

  Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero : Trust me, my boy, there's two things I'm good at: pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs, and that sweetie has world class blowjob lips, am I right skipper? You ought to know.

  Tony Soprano : What the fuck do I know? It was a long time ago. Alright, she was good.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Good? Or great?

  Tony Soprano : Why the fuck are you busting my balls? It was a long time ago.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Tony]  Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Sil]  How about you? You remember your first blowjob?

  Silvio Dante : Yeah, of course.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Jokingly]  How long did it take for the guy to cum?

• Dr. Jennifer Melfi : "Toodle-Fucking-Oo?" What the fuck was that? God, I couldn't sleep all night, I was so embarrassed

  Dr. Elliot Kupferberg : What was wrong with Toodle-Oo? It's an accepted form of "good bye"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : That's not the way I talk with patients: it wasn't "me", it was "someone else"

  Dr. Elliot Kupferberg : It was "Jennifer", for whatever reason, at that moment, you felt "safer" showing him "Jennifer", not "doctor." I mean, what did you see at that table that made you want to hide "doctor?" And who were you hiding from?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Sternly]  I saw a patient I never wanted to see again: that's who I was "hiding" from, a patient

  Dr. Elliot Kupferberg : When you say "see", do you mean that as "see professionally?" or just plain "see?"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Irritated]  what's the difference?

  Dr. Elliot Kupferberg : It's a big difference... if it's just a matter of plain old "see", then you would've been the cordial doctor and said "good night" but because he is someone you didn't want to see "professionally", you abandon the doctor facade and adopted the "Jennifer" posture, hence "Toodle oo"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Ok, you're almost there but not quite: young girls are not accounted for their behavior, I think "Toodle-oo" was the action of a ditsy young girl and I regressed into the "girl thing" to escape responsibility for abandoning a patient... he asked me for help. Look, I need you as a colleague to tell me that I did the "right thing"

  Dr. Elliot Kupferberg : You can ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist in the first place. If it was only for to help people to stop smoking or biting their nails, then so be it: nothing wrong with that

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I had another patient who committed suicide because I was treating this man because I had to go "on the lamb"

  Dr. Elliot Kupferberg : Treating patients from a motel room may not have been optimum but you were still there for her, you were still in phone contact: it would've been the same if you were on vacation. Did you say "lamb"?