The Sopranos (TV Series)

Toodle-Fucking-Oo (2000)

Vincent Pastore: Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero

Quotes 

• Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Referring to Beansie]  Richie broke a chair over his head.

  Tony Soprano : Are you shitting me?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Then he smacked Beansie's head with the coffee pot and broke his cheekbone.

  Tony Soprano : Prick, I talked to him yesterday, he's all "sweetness and lights." This "big brother" shit is getting old.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Hey, how you've been?

  Tony Soprano : Can't complain. You look good.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Where are your friends going?

  Johnny Sack : Yeah, tell them to come back and join us.

  Tony Soprano : No, they're leaving.

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It's my first time here, the veal is excellent.

  Tony Soprano : What are we making? Small talk now?

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Nice to see you.

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, you too.

  Silvio Dante : Not a bad ass.

  Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero : [to Tony, referring to Dr. Melfi's breasts]  She had nice "pipes" for the lips, no disrespect.

  Tony Soprano : What do I give a fuck? I hardly know her.

  Silvio Dante : [to Pussy]  You would take the tits over the lips?

  Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero : Trust me, my boy, there's two things I'm good at: pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs, and that sweetie has world class blowjob lips, am I right skipper? You ought to know.

  Tony Soprano : What the fuck do I know? It was a long time ago. Alright, she was good.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Good? Or great?

  Tony Soprano : Why the fuck are you busting my balls? It was a long time ago.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Tony]  Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [to Sil]  How about you? You remember your first blowjob?

  Silvio Dante : Yeah, of course.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [Jokingly]  How long did it take for the guy to cum?