The Sopranos (TV Series)

Two Tonys (2004)

Robert John Burke: Officer Zmuida

Quotes 

• Officer Zmuida : [referring to the bear that wandered onto the Soprano property]  this could be the same one from Willow Drive

  Carmela Soprano : God, the most densely populated state and still this

  Officer Yorn : his gone: he went through your neighbor's garbage though, the Callshanks

  Carmela Soprano : it's been going on all over. If my son had been alone...

  Officer Zmuida : you're not gonna want to put your trash cans out until as close to pick up time as possible

  Carmela Soprano : [to AJ]  you hear that?

  Officer Zmuida : also, put Ammonia or bleach on the container and on the lid, I posted a notice to your neighbors

  Officer Yorn : if it had been a Category Two, injury or serious property damage, we could set traps but not for this

  A.J. Soprano : [to his mother]  you should've "busted a cap in his ass" with dad's rifle

  Officer Zmuida : it's illegal to discharge firearms within the borough limits son

  A.J. Soprano : [to his mother]  your gonna call dad, aren't you?

  Carmela Soprano : no

  Officer Zmuida : [before giving her their contact information]  a great percentage of them don't come back. If he does, call us

  Officer Yorn : oh, is your bird feed back there?

  Carmela Soprano : yeah, duck food: my husband's

  Officer Yorn : it's probably what attracted the animal. See, the corn's become damp and aromatic: your gonna want to tell your husband to put it inside

  Carmela Soprano : right