The Sopranos (TV Series)
Where's Johnny? (2004)
Steve Schirripa: Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : Free spirit Janice! Rebel without a cause! While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son, while you're off dropping acid and blowing roadies!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [aghast] Roadies?
Tony Soprano : Oh, you don't wanna know!
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Tony Soprano : [to Janice during an argument] poor fuckin Janice, she's so fuckin depressed, poor fuckin Janice she can't get up off the couch because she's so fuckin tired from her Epstein-Barr. Poor fuckin Janice: stick it up your ass!
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [to Tony and Janice] why don't we just calm down?
Tony Soprano : [to Janice, referring to Bobby] you know what? Maybe you were the smart one because you got of here for a while but your hippie streak ran out and now your back and your gonna do to this man what you do to every one of them
Janice Soprano : [before smacking Tony] fuckin piece of shit!
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Tony Soprano : [after picking up the phone] what?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Tony, it's me listen, it's your uncle. His gone
Tony Soprano : You mean his dead?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : No, no, no, we think he might have wondered off. You know I didn't want to call you but it's been a couple hours now
Tony Soprano : Fuck him
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : He said he was going to see Johnny, you think he might've meant your dad?
Tony Soprano : What?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : His wandering
Tony Soprano : [Before hanging up] he could wander off the Palisades for all I care his fuckin dead to me
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Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Thanks for seeing me
Tony Soprano : What's on your mind?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : Honestly, I'll get right to the point, as regards to your uncle, because of the promotion and all, I thought I'd be out on the street more?
Tony Soprano : Staying out of the street these days is a good thing, no?
Tony Soprano : [when Bobby doesn't reply] It's a joke
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I know, I mean I'm not complaining... it's just over a year and I'm still picking up prescriptions
Tony Soprano : What'd you need? Money?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : You know, I just want a chance to earn. I mean I'm happy to do it, it's just forty minutes I spent at Rite Aid getting him some stool softener that was on sale, and now I have Jan and the kids to feed
Tony Soprano : How's she doing anyway? My sister?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : She sleeps a lot: it's hard
Tony Soprano : Still with the Epstein-Barr, huh?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : It's tough on her, I don't know