The Sopranos (TV Series)
Whoever Did This (2002)
Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano
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Quotes
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Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [reading from index cards, helping Junior prepare to fake his mental competency to stand trial] first question: what is today's date?
Junior Soprano : [before Bobby chuckles] a blonde with big tits and a hat full of Viagra
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : yeah, cute, fuck around: just when that government shrink gets ahold of you, you better know how to fake this
Junior Soprano : I could do it in my sleep
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : oh, yeah? What's your name?
Junior Soprano : [pretending not to know] my name?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You can't know your name because then they know your fuckin with them
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : listen to this: give the subject a piece of paper, ask them draw a circle, fold the paper in half, and give it back. These demented old bats can't do that
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : maybe you should wipe your ass with the paper, then they'll know you're a whack job?
Junior Soprano : [angrily to Tony when Bobby laughs] you think this funny? I'm a source of amusement, I pretend to wipe my ass in front of people
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [to Junior] nah, take it easy
Junior Soprano : I lived my whole life with dignity, now I gotta pretend I'm a fuckin drooling idiot
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : this is just a good clean way out, that's all
Junior Soprano : my poor fuckin brother Ercole: how they mocked him
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Dr. Sharon Zalutsky : [testing his competency and memory for the government] I'm going to say three words and I want you to repeat them: boat, flag, shirt
Junior Soprano : Boat, shirt...
Dr. Sharon Zalutsky : Let me give you a hint: we pledge allegiance to the...
Junior Soprano : United States of America
Dr. Sharon Zalutsky : Ok, let's move on. Who is the President of the United States?
Junior Soprano : I'm tired, I wanna go to the bathroom
Dr. Sharon Zalutsky : We're almost done, who is the President of the United States?
Junior Soprano : George Bush
Dr. Sharon Zalutsky : And who was the President before George Bush?
Junior Soprano : John Kennedy, you know where I was when he was shot? I was getting a haircut