The Sopranos (TV Series)
Whoever Did This (2002)
Steve Schirripa: Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri
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Quotes
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Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [reading from index cards, helping Junior prepare to fake his mental competency to stand trial] first question: what is today's date?
Junior Soprano : [before Bobby chuckles] a blonde with big tits and a hat full of Viagra
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : yeah, cute, fuck around: just when that government shrink gets ahold of you, you better know how to fake this
Junior Soprano : I could do it in my sleep
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : oh, yeah? What's your name?
Junior Soprano : [pretending not to know] my name?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You can't know your name because then they know your fuckin with them
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : listen to this: give the subject a piece of paper, ask them draw a circle, fold the paper in half, and give it back. These demented old bats can't do that
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : maybe you should wipe your ass with the paper, then they'll know you're a whack job?
Junior Soprano : [angrily to Tony when Bobby laughs] you think this funny? I'm a source of amusement, I pretend to wipe my ass in front of people
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [to Junior] nah, take it easy
Junior Soprano : I lived my whole life with dignity, now I gotta pretend I'm a fuckin drooling idiot
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : this is just a good clean way out, that's all
Junior Soprano : my poor fuckin brother Ercole: how they mocked him