- Cadet Happy: "The guardian points the way / His eyes will never stray / His ears hear more than his eyes can see / Of the treasure to which he holds the key / Yet the Guardian will never betray." Hey, Commander, how did the Carnigans ever figure anyone would find the treasure with nothing to go on but that silly poem?
- Cmdr. Buzz Corry: They didn't.
- Sollum: I ought to kill you right now!
- Cmdr. Buzz Corry: But you won't, because we're the only ones who can find that treasure.
- Sollum: That was your last try, Corry! If you think that piece of paper is worth more than your cadet's life... well, that's up to you.
- [referring to Sollum, the leader of Axel's gang]
- Cadet Happy: Don't get mad, Axel. It's not our fault if you let him push you around.