- Paul Lassiter: [thinking about trying to liven up the press conferences] What am I suppose to do tell 'Knock-Knock' jokes?
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: Wait, wait, that's a great idea.
- Paul Lassiter: Thank you, Sir.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: We need to make our policy statements more entertaining. You know, spice things up with a few jokes.
- James Hobert: Sir, I think that's a bad idea.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: Well then its official, we're doing it.