- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: [entering staff meeting the day after getting mugged] Well, I just want everyone to know, I'm OK. It was pretty scary, though. Should have seen this guy, he was huge.
- Mike Flaherty: [the staff knows that they got mugged by a girl] Sir, they all know.
- Mayor Randall M. Winston Jr.: [disappointed] Oh... , Paul ran like a sissy.