SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Graveyard Shift/Krusty Love (2002)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, that's my teacher, Mrs. Puff.

  Mr. Krabs : Mrs. Puff? Aw, she's married.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.

  Mr. Krabs : Then what happened to Mr. Puff?

  [flash cut of a puffer fish lamp] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : She doesn't like to talk about it.

• Mr. Krabs : [SpongeBob is ready to finish for the day, points to Squidward holding a bag of trash]  Take that pile of filth out with ya.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [gasps]  Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!

• Mr. Krabs : Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you're spendin' all me hard-earned money?

• Mr. Krabs : Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer to go along with that?

  SpongeBob : Well, Mr. Krabs, do you wanna know what I think?

  [He explodes into angry gibberish] 

  SpongeBob : Aaaaagh, ragga-blabba-bragga-bradda-smollen-ollen, Mr. Krabs! Yagga-agga-maggen wallet! Zippity-mitty-spam! Rivving-wivving...

  [Mrs. Puff takes out a dictionary to look up the gibberish that SpongeBob is yelling and exclaims, blushing] 

  SpongeBob : ... shibble Mr. Krabs' wallet!

  [SpongeBob storms past her, muttering more angry gibberish] 

• Mr. Krabs : $49.0... 8? That's a penny short!

  [He cries hysterically into the counter] 

  Squidward : [sarcastically]  Oh no, not a penny. Help, somebody help us.

• [SpongeBob is sitting on the ground outside Mrs. Puff's house, exhausted and wheezing. His arms and legs are lying limp on the ground] 

  Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob! I'm glad I caught ya! I want you to buy Mrs. Puff-

  [SpongeBob suddenly stands up] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wait! Don't tell me! You want me to run down to the store, and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need, then you want me to run back here, so you can say, 'Arr, SpongeBob, you're spendin' all me money!' And then I'll say, 'But, Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!' Then you'll say, 'We're not talking about this... '

  [He draws a triangle in the air] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : 'Or this... '

  [He draws a square in the air] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : 'We're talking about THIIIIIS!'

  [He draws a whole bunch of furious scribbles to illustrate how stupid the situation is] 

• Waiter : Your bill, sir.

  Mr. Krabs : WHAT? ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS? Well, this can't possibly be correct!

  Waiter : [eyes the bill]  My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.

  [hand Krabs a different bill] 

  Waiter : THIS is your bill.

  [Krabs looks down and his eyes enlarge weirdly. The exterior of the restaurant is shown and the cork flies off. His scream shatters the glass bottle, which causes the sign to go flying and the valet fall over]