SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Algae's Always Greener/SpongeGuard on Duty (2002)

Mr. Lawrence: Plankton, Larry the Lobster, Hillybilly Fish

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Quotes 

• Plankton : Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by...

  [rumble of thunder] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : ...a flying ice cream truck.

  [a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And live!

  [the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob] 

  Larry the Lobster : [on megaphone]  Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.

• Plankton : I don't understand, is there a gas leak in here?

• Larry the Lobster : How would you like to take the second shift?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : By myself?

  Larry the Lobster : Only if you think you're ready.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm not just ready. I'm ready, Freddy.

  Larry the Lobster : It's Larry.

• Larry the Lobster : [after saving Patrick and SpongeBob from drowning in the shallow end]  SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes, Larry?

  Larry the Lobster : You're not a lifeguard, are you?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Larry.

• Plankton : Holographic meatloaf... my favorite!

• Plankton : [poking SpongeBob to make him stop saying "Soiled it"]  Where's the off button on this thing?

• Larry the Lobster : You know, SpongeBob, the babes and the big chair are great, but the best part is knowing that you're the only thing standing between these good people and a watery grave. That's what it's all about. Their lives are in your hands now, 'cause I have a date with the tanning booth. So long.

  [he leaves] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But... I can't swim. If only I had known that being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.

• Plankton : And no more intrusions. I'd like to begin writing the memoirs of my success story so everybody just stay the...

  Pearl Plankton : Daddy!

• Nat Peterson : You think this is funny?

  Plankton : In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

  Nat Peterson : Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?

  [Nat shows Plankton a Krabby Patty] 

  Plankton : What? It's just an ordinary Krabby-

  [Scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items] 

  Plankton : OH, MY GOODNESS! *SQUIDWARD!*