SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Valentine's Day/The Paper (2000)

Dee Bradley Baker: Fish #3, #4

Quotes 

• Patrick : I've been thinking. At first a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts...

  [Fran walks up with a heart-shaped box of chocolates in her arms] 

  Fran : Hey SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates.

  SpongeBob : Uh, no problem Fran.

  Patrick : And even though I was expecting more...

  [Dave walks up with roses] 

  Dave : Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day!

  SpongeBob : You too, Dave.

  Patrick : And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long...

  [female fish walks up with a bike] 

  Female Fish : Hey SpongeBob, thanks for the bike!

  [to Patrick] 

  Female Fish : Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning!

  Patrick : [getting angry, through clenched teeth]  So, as I was saying...

  Male Fish : Excuse me; do you guys have the time?

  Patrick : [snaps, screams and throws the fish]  Patrick needs love, too-hoo-hoooo!