SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Valentine's Day/The Paper (2000)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Quotes
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Squidward : Take it, Spongebob! Take it, please! And promise me no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give me that paper back. Ever!
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Squidward : Okay, SpongeBob, I bet you can't play music on a piece of paper.
[plays on his clarinet]
SpongeBob : [he claps] Hurray! That was great, Squidward! All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original.
Squidward : I didn't play any wrong notes.
[plays again]
SpongeBob : Yeah, see, you're playing it like this...
[plays like Squidward with the paper]
SpongeBob : when ordinarily it goes like this.
[plays it right]
SpongeBob : [stops playing] I'm partial to playing in the key of A minor myself.
[a huge piece of music appears in the background]
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Squidward : Does anyone have any sunscreen?