- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: [as they're giving up doing CPR on Dr. Craig's son] Shouldn't we keep going?
- Dr. Philip Chandler: It's too much damage.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: But he's Dr. Craig's son.
- Dr. Philip Chandler: It's over, Elliot.
- Nurse Helen Rosenthal: I thought he was gonna make it.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: How much you trying to lose?
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Oh, 10, 60.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Your average leg.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Please, no more fat jokes.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Sorry.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: I hate being like this, the but of everybody's humor. You think it was fun growing up as a kid being called Axelfat?
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Axelfat?
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: That's right, go ahead, spread it around. Elliot Axelfat!
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: I wouldn't do that.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Why not?
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Cause you're talking to a guy who understands the cruelty of the playground. I've been there, pal. Entire fifth grade used to call me Albino, Bunny eyes, the Great White Nerd. There were jokes about a problem I used to have with my speech.
- Dr. Elliot Axelrod: Oh, talking about your lisp, huh?
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: Sibilant S's. Thank you.