- Harold March: Anyone, raise your hand if you hear a humming sound.
- [man raises his hand]
- Harold March: See! Ha! He hears it!
- Crazy Guy: I've been hearing it since 1963. Same year aliens put a transmitter up my rectum.
- Harold March: Well, we'll look there last.
- [first lines]
- Katrina: Morning, Harold.
- Harold: Double cappuccino, Kat. Chop chop. Got a lot to do. Very busy day.
- Katrina: What are you up to?
- Harold: Burt Henderson, my associate from Cal Tech, is having a seventy-fifth birthday bash, and I've been asked to prepare a toast. And of course everyone expects it to be funny, coming from me.
- Katrina: Why?
- Harold: Because I'm the funny one!
- Katrina: Seriously?
- Harold: I am dead serious. I've always been as staunch proponent of humor.
- Katrina: I never really noticed.
- Nikki: Skyler, you're a lucky girl.
- Skyler Dayton: I know I am.
- Nikki: But I have bigger boobs.
- Skyler Dayton: Uh, no, you don't.
- Nikki: Yes, I do! I just haven't had 'em put in yet.
- [last lines]
- Skyler Dayton: Why did you pick me over her?
- Stuart Miller: I suppose, I didn't want to make you look bad.
- Skyler Dayton: Oh, I don't care about that. I wanted to get you a little more action.
- Stuart Miller: You mean I just dumped her for nothing.
- Skyler Dayton: Pretty much.
- [Kat takes a shot of his face]
- Katrina: Now that's a good picture.